We broke up because...

ReginasHorror

FLBlackMax wrote: »

Too many books on her lap

Sir, you don't know the half of it.

Dalia444

Bc she would never share her books after she had finished reading them ;-)

liftorgohome

Bc she wouldn't share her adult books with me

carbkiller44

he kept highliighted all the dirty words smh

Krisydee103

We always had sex in the dark

carbkiller44

Krisydee103 wrote: »

We always had sex in the dark

lol his loss

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carbkiller44

happimess1 wrote: »

she'd brush her teeth for a good 20 minutes after sex. It was so insulting

lol i never realized, that is insulting

FabulousFantasticFifty

She considered insults as words of encouragement

liftorgohome

She never spiced it up

Keto_N_Iron

he couldn't handle my spice

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought that I didn't have enough Spice

Keto_N_Iron

I couldn't keep up with her, she needed way more than I could give. I still haven't recovered from her rejection

liftorgohome

She wasn't flexible enough

Keto_N_Iron

LMAO you must want gumby

His requests were impossible to achieve.

LeGaCyGiAnT91

She paid more attention to the way her bathroom looked than she did me. Sigh.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

I asked her if she loved me and she responded "That's impossible!"

CindyLouWhoinWhoville

She said I was an over achiever

Krisydee103

carbkiller44 wrote: »

Krisydee103 wrote: »

We always had sex in the dark

lol his loss

Hahahahaha Thanks!

MrSith

she was always taking selfies.......so all I got in the bedroom was selfies..

Keto_N_Iron

didn't appreciate selfies, its an art form these days.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hated my Body art

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Keto_N_Iron

wouldn't shave

ReginasHorror

Because he wouldn't shave his back

liftorgohome

she wouldn't shave

FabulousFantasticFifty

I said "I love you!" and that was her look!

Keto_N_Iron

had no originality..

Dalia444

She got easily bored