We broke up because...
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I have no idea...I must’ve bumped my head or something0
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He was the settler and I was the reacher0
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He drank to much prune juice1
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I was tired of trying1
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He had no dedication0
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It's because I'm Jewish, isn't it?0
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He was too needy0
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Was a loosey goosey0
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He was a loner0
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You heard of Norman Bates? Yeah... kinda like that0
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It was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway1
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ryanthegreat314 wrote: »It was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway
Try a 1/4 pounder one time and watch it bounce0 -
He wasn't obsessed with wieners0
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Ummmm wouldn stop touchin my oscar meyer1
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He went to jail and fell in love with Bubba0
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Was jealous of bubba the make shift jailhouse gf1
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Couldn't commit0
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He fell for a Jailbird called Large Marge0
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Kept tryin to make me commit0
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Couldn't handle Me0
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I had to have him committed (Crazyyyyy!!!)0
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Couldn't handle himself0
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Could not handle herself around me1
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Wouldn't Man Handle me and freaked when I took matters into my own hands!0
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Didn't have soft hands0
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He used all my lotion0
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Handled everyone else but me0
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Was always asking to be handled1
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