Men, how do you feel about cellulite on an otherwise attractive woman who isn't obese?

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  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,162 Member
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    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    you could just let him watch porn during so he doesn't have to look at your lumpy thighs

    So, does that mean you'd rather watch porn than look at my "spare tire"
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    This is worded like a trap.
    Does anyone like cellulite? But if a guy answers any differently he's going to be jumped on for "not accepting who she is"

    It's like OP is a woman or something
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    edited October 2017
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    "Men, how do you feel about cellulite on an otherwise attractive woman who isn't obese?"

    I hope it doesn't bother them. :/

    edit to add: If they're that vain I probably wouldn't want anything to do with them in the first place so chances are they won't get the opportunity to even see those imperfections.
  • RandJ6280
    RandJ6280 Posts: 1,162 Member
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    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    you could just let him watch porn during so he doesn't have to look at your lumpy thighs

    So, does that mean you'd rather watch porn than look at my "spare tire"

    i feel like this is a trick question thats gonna get me in the doghouse

    lol... perhaps... if you were telling him o watch porn as not to look at "lifes marks".... would you do the same? Are you expecting a perfect male body before you?
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
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    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    you could just let him watch porn during so he doesn't have to look at your lumpy thighs

    So, does that mean you'd rather watch porn than look at my "spare tire"

    i feel like this is a trick question thats gonna get me in the doghouse

    lol... perhaps... if you were telling him o watch porn as not to look at "lifes marks".... would you do the same? Are you expecting a perfect male body before you?

    Of course we expect a perfect male body. The ones that don't skip leg day would be perfect. If a man can't overhead press me, he's got no chance on seeing my cellulite.
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
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    If what is between the ears is attractive to me, then the skin covering her will be the finest silk on earth, but if she has feet like a harpy it’s over before it started
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
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    hellvee wrote: »
    I close my eyes during all intimate encounters

    And fantasize about Mrs Robinson?
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,818 Member
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    RavenLibra wrote: »
    If what is between the ears is attractive to me, then the skin covering her will be the finest silk on earth, but if she has feet like a harpy it’s over before it started

    You mean like her mouth? I didnt know that was a thing ...
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,818 Member
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    Ironandwine69 wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    you could just let him watch porn during so he doesn't have to look at your lumpy thighs

    So, does that mean you'd rather watch porn than look at my "spare tire"

    i feel like this is a trick question thats gonna get me in the doghouse

    lol... perhaps... if you were telling him o watch porn as not to look at "lifes marks".... would you do the same? Are you expecting a perfect male body before you?

    Of course we expect a perfect male body. The ones that don't skip leg day would be perfect. If a man can't overhead press me, he's got no chance on seeing my cellulite.

    I never skip leg day and do push-presses count? The but between my hips and my shoulders might require you to watch some porn though, or just look at my legs lol
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
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    hellvee wrote: »
    Ironandwine69 wrote: »
    hellvee wrote: »
    I close my eyes during all intimate encounters

    And fantasize about Mrs Robinson?

    Mrs. Robinson places a blindfold on me during all of our intimate encounters

    Then she doesn't have to worry about you seeing her cellulite.
    OP, here's your solution!
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
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    Morgaen73 wrote: »
    Ironandwine69 wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    RandJ6280 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    you could just let him watch porn during so he doesn't have to look at your lumpy thighs

    So, does that mean you'd rather watch porn than look at my "spare tire"

    i feel like this is a trick question thats gonna get me in the doghouse

    lol... perhaps... if you were telling him o watch porn as not to look at "lifes marks".... would you do the same? Are you expecting a perfect male body before you?

    Of course we expect a perfect male body. The ones that don't skip leg day would be perfect. If a man can't overhead press me, he's got no chance on seeing my cellulite.

    I never skip leg day and do push-presses count? The but between my hips and my shoulders might require you to watch some porn though, or just look at my legs lol

    Can't I just look at your friend instead?

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