Can you score?

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  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    The worst was when an ugly, creepy guy grabbed my right arm to look at a ring I was wearing and asked if it was a wedding ring. I was so grossed out by this guy touching me that I didn't think to fire back that it was the wrong arm, dummy. I just tried to extricate myself from him and back away as quickly as possible. ick. What makes people think they can just go up to total strangers and touch them. ick.
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
    how do you like your eggs sunny side up

    Careful she might say " Fertilized"
    +
    BAHAHAHAHAHAH!
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
    OMG I MADE YOU BLUSH!!!! Never thunk it!!

    sometimes just looking at you makes me blush due to the thoughts I have :devil:



    :blushing: :devil:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    "I got six dollars.. wanna split a burger?"

    Works every time.

    :laugh: You kill me!
  • DorkothyParker
    DorkothyParker Posts: 618 Member
    how do you like your eggs sunny side up

    Careful she might say " Fertilized"
    Turquoise Jeep. Word up. ^^
  • JennLifts
    JennLifts Posts: 1,913 Member
    I don't recall the lines used on me, but one of my male friends told me once that I was the Muhammed Ali of blowing off guys.


    No worries, me too LOL.
  • bouldert
    bouldert Posts: 225 Member
    how do you like your eggs sunny side up

    Careful she might say " Fertilized"
    not to worry my snake eats the eggs
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
    "I got six dollars.. wanna split a burger?"

    Works every time.

    Now it would have to be "wanna split a salad?" :happy:
  • sarahrobin
    sarahrobin Posts: 138 Member
    The Naked Guy - works two out of three times (thank you How I Met Your Mother).

    This is my hubby's favorite! He tries it at least once a month :bigsmile:



    The best one I ever heard was, "If normal boobs are puppies, then yours must be huskies. Wanna let me see?" Needless to say, he did not get to see. :sick:
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    Never used a line to pick someone up. Too intimidated by women and the possibility of rejection. All of my relationships have come from getting to know someone over time.
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
    A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
    Moron.


    LOL Love it!! You rock!
  • Amandamccl
    Amandamccl Posts: 380
    You got something on your chest: my eyes

    Do you work at Subway? Because you just
    gave me a footlong.

    You are so selfish! You're going to have
    that body the rest of your life and I just
    want it for one night.

    I never get a sweet one some how I always attract the jerks
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    I know a lot of cheesy lines, but I've never heard anyone legitimately use one before. Is that real? Do people really do that?


    "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    No joke...:huh:
  • ivanaelly
    ivanaelly Posts: 31
    *grabs ice & throws it on the floor* now i've broken the ice :laugh:
  • bubbyp
    bubbyp Posts: 37 Member
    4)Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

    Ah I like this one!
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    *grabs ice & throws it on the floor* now i've broken the ice :laugh:

    That is dangerous. When it melts it becomes a slip hazard........You attracted the bad boy
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Here is my favorite. The set up is he starts by asking my name..."Amy, that is the most beautiful name I have ever heard. I am not from your country and I have never heard such a beautiful name before.' When I shot him down he proceed to hit on both my roommates, right in front of me. Apparently, Julie and Anne are ALSO the most beautiful names he had ever heard...LOL
  • SMarie1219
    SMarie1219 Posts: 67
    I got the "Hey... I'm a Marine" little did he know my ex husband is a marine and it was shortly after we split so my response was "I'm sorry, I know the slogan 'you can trust a marine with your life, but not with your wife'" poor guy :ohwell:
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    *grabs ice & throws it on the floor* now i've broken the ice :laugh:

    That is dangerous. When it melts it becomes a slip hazard........You attracted the bad boy

    Safety first!
  • chris0912
    chris0912 Posts: 242 Member

    -Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    LOVE THIS ONE!!

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