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The worst was when an ugly, creepy guy grabbed my right arm to look at a ring I was wearing and asked if it was a wedding ring. I was so grossed out by this guy touching me that I didn't think to fire back that it was the wrong arm, dummy. I just tried to extricate myself from him and back away as quickly as possible. ick. What makes people think they can just go up to total strangers and touch them. ick.0
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how do you like your eggs sunny side up
Careful she might say " Fertilized"
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!0 -
OMG I MADE YOU BLUSH!!!! Never thunk it!!
sometimes just looking at you makes me blush due to the thoughts I have :devil:
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"I got six dollars.. wanna split a burger?"
Works every time.
:laugh: You kill me!0 -
how do you like your eggs sunny side up
Careful she might say " Fertilized"0 -
I don't recall the lines used on me, but one of my male friends told me once that I was the Muhammed Ali of blowing off guys.
No worries, me too LOL.0 -
how do you like your eggs sunny side up
Careful she might say " Fertilized"0 -
"I got six dollars.. wanna split a burger?"
Works every time.
Now it would have to be "wanna split a salad?" :happy:0 -
The Naked Guy - works two out of three times (thank you How I Met Your Mother).
This is my hubby's favorite! He tries it at least once a month :bigsmile:
The best one I ever heard was, "If normal boobs are puppies, then yours must be huskies. Wanna let me see?" Needless to say, he did not get to see. :sick:0 -
Never used a line to pick someone up. Too intimidated by women and the possibility of rejection. All of my relationships have come from getting to know someone over time.0
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A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
Moron.
LOL Love it!! You rock!0 -
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you work at Subway? Because you just
gave me a footlong.
You are so selfish! You're going to have
that body the rest of your life and I just
want it for one night.
I never get a sweet one some how I always attract the jerks0 -
I know a lot of cheesy lines, but I've never heard anyone legitimately use one before. Is that real? Do people really do that?
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
No joke...:huh:0 -
*grabs ice & throws it on the floor* now i've broken the ice :laugh:0
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4)Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Ah I like this one!0 -
*grabs ice & throws it on the floor* now i've broken the ice :laugh:
That is dangerous. When it melts it becomes a slip hazard........You attracted the bad boy0 -
Here is my favorite. The set up is he starts by asking my name..."Amy, that is the most beautiful name I have ever heard. I am not from your country and I have never heard such a beautiful name before.' When I shot him down he proceed to hit on both my roommates, right in front of me. Apparently, Julie and Anne are ALSO the most beautiful names he had ever heard...LOL0
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I got the "Hey... I'm a Marine" little did he know my ex husband is a marine and it was shortly after we split so my response was "I'm sorry, I know the slogan 'you can trust a marine with your life, but not with your wife'" poor guy :ohwell:0
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*grabs ice & throws it on the floor* now i've broken the ice :laugh:
That is dangerous. When it melts it becomes a slip hazard........You attracted the bad boy
Safety first!0 -
-Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
LOVE THIS ONE!!0
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