Simple Rules for Selfies

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  • JeepHair77
    JeepHair77 Posts: 1,291 Member
    My favorite selfies are the ones where people are all, "here I am with no makeup" with impossibly smooth skin and inevitably, some internet sleuth comes along and zooms in on the pixels and declares that selfie "photoshopped" and they insist that it isn't and then rage quit.
  • Lone_wolf46
    Lone_wolf46 Posts: 2,709 Member
    tmanfromtexas wrote: »
    Always verify you dont have any "things" in the background.

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    Nice
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    JeepHair77 wrote: »
    My favorite selfies are the ones where people are all, "here I am with no makeup" with impossibly smooth skin and inevitably, some internet sleuth comes along and zooms in on the pixels and declares that selfie "photoshopped" and they insist that it isn't and then rage quit.

    Or the just woke up selfie with a full face of un-smudged make up. I am guilty of not always washing my face when I am exhausted but I do not wake up with flawless make up.
  • ManBehindTheMask
    ManBehindTheMask Posts: 615 Member
    tmanfromtexas wrote: »
    Always verify you dont have any "things" in the background.

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    Your hair is longer in this pic than in your avi mate x
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    No photoshop, please.

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Angles are also important.

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    I have missed you.
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  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Also, viewers appreciate if you don't use the same background and pose in every single selfie you take.
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    No photoshop, please.

    Also, if you're going to take one, please don't over-line your lips. It looks stupid.
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Show all the cleavage.
    Lower the waist line for belly and V
    Clean mirrors
    No animal or color filters.

    Send noodz directly to me.

    Jotting these down
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    Taking notes for my next selfie. Thanks Kace for compiling this list. ❤️
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Blur out identifying personal info so you don't get a visit from some psycho internet stalker.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Blur out identifying personal info so you don't get a visit from some psycho internet stalker.

    I like what you're wearing.




    ..... and how you've decorated your bathroom.
  • DianaPrinceDET
    DianaPrinceDET Posts: 54 Member
    Is there a nudity rule for selfies? Are pouty faces allowed?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    DianaPrinceDET wrote: »
    Is there a nudity rule for selfies? Are pouty faces allowed?

    feel free to send a few via pm

    I'll be more than happy to critique.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Make sure you get just a bit of your crotch in each picture...for anatomical reference, of course.
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Make sure you get just a bit of your crotch in each picture...for anatomical reference, of course.

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    Like this, or is this too much for you?

    This pic is epic
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Make sure you get just a bit of your crotch in each picture...for anatomical reference, of course.

    5222srlxhngy.jpg

    Like this, or is this too much for you?

    Whoa.

    Pink shirt with green pants?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Make sure you get just a bit of your crotch in each picture...for anatomical reference, of course.

    5222srlxhngy.jpg

    Like this, or is this too much for you?

    I can see why you are popular.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Make sure you get just a bit of your crotch in each picture...for anatomical reference, of course.

    5222srlxhngy.jpg

    Like this, or is this too much for you?

    I can see why you are popular.

    Answer the question. :rage:

    Nice watch.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Make sure you get just a bit of your crotch in each picture...for anatomical reference, of course.

    5222srlxhngy.jpg

    Like this, or is this too much for you?

    Whoa.

    Pink shirt with green pants?

    It's white with several colors of checks, none of which are pink. But it works out to pick on a camera phone. :ohwell:

    errrr.... pretty sure that's pink
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Make sure you get just a bit of your crotch in each picture...for anatomical reference, of course.

    5222srlxhngy.jpg

    Like this, or is this too much for you?

    Whoa.

    Pink shirt with green pants?

    It's white with several colors of checks, none of which are pink. But it works out to pick on a camera phone. :ohwell:

    errrr.... pretty sure that's pink

    Okay, you're the fashion expert. :wink:

    I reckon so.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!
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    I was thinking the exact same thing. :laugh: :laugh:
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!
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    How come this never happens with your cleavage? :bigsmile:

    :D

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