Simple Rules for Selfies

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  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Selfie rule #1 Witty comments never get the attention certain hot physical attributes muster.

    Ever.

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    I disagree. Witty commentators are fun to talk to. Bulges really only nod.

    I stand corrected!
    Continue!
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!
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    Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

    This is why I fail at the single life.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!
    3f976jpt1jmp.jpg

    Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

    This is why I fail at the single life.

    Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!
    3f976jpt1jmp.jpg

    Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

    This is why I fail at the single life.

    Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink

    Right??? dude insists it isn’t but if I learned one thing as a grocery store cashier, it was to never trust someone with a bulge in their pants.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    Is there some way to steamroll all these terrible things into one selfie? That should honestly become some sort of challenge.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!
    3f976jpt1jmp.jpg

    Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

    This is why I fail at the single life.

    Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink

    Good lord, I'll take a close up for you

    Will the seafoam green pants be featured in the close up?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!
    3f976jpt1jmp.jpg

    Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

    This is why I fail at the single life.

    Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink

    Right??? dude insists it isn’t but if I learned one thing as a grocery store cashier, it was to never trust someone with a bulge in their pants.

    ndx40f3dryf6.jpg

    @CaptainFantastic00

    White base, purple, blue, green.

    @cee134 now do you understand what I was saying?
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!
    3f976jpt1jmp.jpg

    Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

    This is why I fail at the single life.

    Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink

    Right??? dude insists it isn’t but if I learned one thing as a grocery store cashier, it was to never trust someone with a bulge in their pants.

    ndx40f3dryf6.jpg

    @CaptainFantastic00

    White base, purple, blue, green.

    Is it sad I just kinda want the shirt to wear for myself even though I'm a woman? I mean, the cut probably isn't very attractive on women, but I like the color choices for the plaid. :)
  • TonyB0588
    TonyB0588 Posts: 9,520 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    We see a lot of selfies here. Everyone has an opinion about the right and wrong way to take them. What are your simple rules for selfies?

    When you start to take a selfie....dont.

    I agree. Just don't.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!
    3f976jpt1jmp.jpg

    Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

    This is why I fail at the single life.

    Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink

    Right??? dude insists it isn’t but if I learned one thing as a grocery store cashier, it was to never trust someone with a bulge in their pants.

    ndx40f3dryf6.jpg

    @CaptainFantastic00

    White base, purple, blue, green.

    Is it sad I just kinda want the shirt to wear for myself even though I'm a woman? I mean, the cut probably isn't very attractive on women, but I like the color choices for the plaid. :)

    All depends on what you don't wear with it. Accessorize. ;)

    I have a closet full of stuff I could accessorize, but not all of it is practical or street friendly, lol. I definitely don't have any mint green slacks though. :D
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!
    3f976jpt1jmp.jpg

    Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

    This is why I fail at the single life.

    Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink

    Right??? dude insists it isn’t but if I learned one thing as a grocery store cashier, it was to never trust someone with a bulge in their pants.

    ndx40f3dryf6.jpg

    @CaptainFantastic00

    White base, purple, blue, green.

    @cee134 now do you understand what I was saying?

    That looks nothing like a Eurasian shrub or small tree of the olive family, that has fragrant violet, pink, or white blossoms and is widely cultivated as an ornamental.
  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
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    Always be on the toilet

    Only rule you need.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!
    3f976jpt1jmp.jpg

    Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

    This is why I fail at the single life.

    Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink

    Right??? dude insists it isn’t but if I learned one thing as a grocery store cashier, it was to never trust someone with a bulge in their pants.

    ndx40f3dryf6.jpg

    CaptainFantastic00

    White base, purple, blue, green.

    @cee134 now do you understand what I was saying?

    That looks nothing like a Eurasian shrub or small tree of the olive family, that has fragrant violet, pink, or white blossoms and is widely cultivated as an ornamental.

    Are you squinting enough tho?
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Does it still count as a selfie if there is just a random body part in it???? Asking for my foot
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    A good rule is to turn the geotagging off, especially if your taking pics in your living room

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