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  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    edited November 2017
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    I feel like such an old lady. Back in the days of AOL local chats on that dialup, I was pervin all day every day. Now I'm in the chit chat forum like

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  • Justtryingmfp
    Justtryingmfp Posts: 163 Member
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    Sometimes I just have to throw you on the desk, spread you open and read. Studying is the worst.
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
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    Ha

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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,132 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
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    Ha

    You perv! >:)>:)>:)

    Haha
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Pro perv tip: (the Subtle Approach)

    Find the lonely housewives and househusbands, and pretend to be interested in their tales of woe. Giving caring advice and be funny, while grooming them with subtle innuendo about their lack of sex. For every, say, 5 messages of support, add one message with innuendo. After a good day or two of this, change the ratio to 3/2, then eventually 2/3 and so on. Make sure to play to their feeling of being unwanted sexually.

    Easy pickings.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2017
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    *kitten*, well I incorrectly read the thread title. I was wondering what everyone was talking about.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited November 2017
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    @beingmore1 wrote: »
    How does one become more Pervy on mfp? Is it in the “phrasing”? Is it word choice? Certain memes or gifs? Skilled Pervy comments? How can we up our Perv game here at mfp? Please give suggestions, examples, hypotheticals.

    Doing everything with your pants around your ankles
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Why do you think I’m at Victoria’s Secret so often?
    Cheaper than oxyclean when there’s a sale.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    edited November 2017
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Why do you think I’m at Victoria’s Secret so often?
    Cheaper than oxyclean when there’s a sale.

    Did you know that the Victoria's Secret fitting rooms are one of the most popular spots for "public" sex?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Why do you think I’m at Victoria’s Secret so often?
    Cheaper than oxyclean when there’s a sale.

    Did you know that the Victoria's Secret fitting rooms are one of the most popular spots for "public" sex?

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
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    Ha

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    This made me laugh out loud.
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,231 Member
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    Reveal that you are a 69 yo man?
    Is that pervy?

    Gramps
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Jimb376mfp wrote: »
    Reveal that you are a 69 yo man?
    Is that pervy?

    Gramps

    Sorry. You’re too adorable.

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