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Works as a cage dancer Saturday nights0
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Has so much hair on her *kitten* cheeks they call her wombat bum
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Mfp super glued her tongue in its current position because they got tired of hearing her repeatedly say the word *kitten*1
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It's not T time.0
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Builds aquariums out of solid steel and seals them up after putting the fish in 'cause he's creeped out by the sight of them.0
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Is the grandson of the famous "Mrs Robinson"1
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Has leather soles stitched into his feet0
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He s my brother0
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She’s my baby sister1
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He paid me $20 to say that0
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She wears short shorts.0
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She wears my boxers0
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Only on Mondays! You re wearing them tonight
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She put them on me, she should know1
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Don't worry they are his favorite color...lilac0
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Shhhhhh! She NEVER reveals secrets0
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Blogs everybody's secrets0
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Is illiterate and can't spell his own name0
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Can pick her nose with her tongue0
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Can lick his elbows and often does at work0
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Can lick the paint off of a ball hitch0
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Can suck a golf ball out of a garden hose0
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Can suck start a Harley0
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is only 4'5 feet tall
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Only comes to bigjuicys bellybutton0
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Likes to lick bigjuicy's bellybutton0
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Is not at all fun to talk to.0
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licks his own balls,.. bowling balls1
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Can fit two pool balls in her mouth at the same time0
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