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True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2017
    Im hungover a little.. :/ probably making me a little snarky.. Sorry :#
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    I cf that i have started feeling myself again and i haven't felt that way in years.

    I plan to ruin this on Sunday
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    @RoxieDawn


    today my lunch contained both cheese and bacon.


    please, please forgive me.

    whats wrong with cheese and bacon... mmmmm bacon...
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    A squirrel asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me for the rest of my life.

    Are you watching interactive children's television or should we be worried about you
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member

    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    A squirrel asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me for the rest of my life.

    YOU MONSTER!
  • mishelnkiki1
    mishelnkiki1 Posts: 87 Member
    I confess that my face tells all. every single mood I have, you can tell by my face!
  • mishelnkiki1
    mishelnkiki1 Posts: 87 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I prefer to be smooth manscaped. Have been since running days in high school.

    There is nothing wrong with that!
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I prefer to be smooth manscaped. Have been since running days in high school.

    And that's about all the details I'll need. Thanks! :kissing_smiling_eyes:
  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Ha! Timshel. Do what feels good
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  • dgthom72
    dgthom72 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Blushing at the mole rat? Or the extra inch??
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,487 Member
    edited November 2017
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    @RoxieDawn


    today my lunch contained both cheese and bacon.


    please, please forgive me.

    LMAO

    .. I confess that my dinner may or may not have contained bacon or cheese.

    it did
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I prefer to be smooth manscaped. Have been since running days in high school.

    And that's about all the details I'll need. Thanks! :kissing_smiling_eyes:

    Details:
    • Get in the shower
    • Soap man bits
    • razor man bit carefully
    • Stare in mirror at naked mole rat looking objects.
    • Enjoy the extra optical inch.

    Repeat as needed.

    Lmao
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    I eat bacon nearly every day :/
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    A squirrel asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me for the rest of my life.

    Are you watching interactive children's television or should we be worried about you

    Since I don't have kids I decline to answer

    It IS the cofessions thread,

    Remember swiper can't swipe if you tell him no!
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  • caramelgyrlk
    caramelgyrlk Posts: 1,112 Member
    I ate chocolate and didn't log it (whawwwwwww)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    A squirrel asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me for the rest of my life.

    That's weird. It's usually just chipmunks that ask me. However, I lie to them all the time because it's none of their damn chipmunk business!
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I work with a lab in Nashville daily. And speak to the general manager there multiple times a day. He has a dreamy southern voice. I have had this image in my head for months as I have never met him. Till today. It was a surprise visit. He was in the area and wanted to come by to meet me. I was thinking that the image in my head was going to be ruined. But no, in fact it was quite the opposite. CRAP.

    :o:D
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    JustKeepTryin wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I work with a lab in Nashville daily. And speak to the general manager there multiple times a day. He has a dreamy southern voice. I have had this image in my head for months as I have never met him. Till today. It was a surprise visit. He was in the area and wanted to come by to meet me. I was thinking that the image in my head was going to be ruined. But no, in fact it was quite the opposite. CRAP.

    :o:D

    :D Right! Omg. He is very dreamy. Built and sexy and has an amazing voice. Turns out he use to be a coach for the University of Tennessee football team and he looks like it! But I am gonna start telling myself he probably bats for the other team.
  • nitromaniac
    nitromaniac Posts: 2,479 Member
    :D Right! Omg. He is very dreamy. Built and sexy and has an amazing voice. Turns out he use to be a coach for the University of Tennessee football team and he looks like it! But I am gonna start telling myself he probably bats for the other team.[/quote]

    Maybe he's a switch hitter?

  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
    edited November 2017
    IC 4 of you were in my dream last night.
    I was pretty sad when I woke up and it wasn't real :/
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »
    IC 4 of you were in my dream last night.
    I was pretty sad when I woke up and it wasn't real :/

    Me?
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 1,249 Member
    edited November 2017
    My confession is when I was 10 years old I got in a fight because I wanted to buy some sweets and a kid had 50 pence and took the piss out of me not having money to buy sweets with my friends - I asked if he'd lend it to me and he called my mum poor. so anyway we had a fight (I beat him up a bit) and went home, not taking his money or anything.

    A few hours later, my mum gets a visit from the police - I was accused of beating the boy up and demanding money with menace. I was cautioned as a minor.

    I completed my Run Leadership qualification recently and had a Data Background check - I didn't think that childish error would come up but it did and now my Run Leadership qualification hangs in the balance. I'm annoyed and scared that I won't be allowed to be more heavily involved in my run club because of an idiotic decision as a 10 year old.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dazzler21 wrote: »
    My confession is when I was 10 years old I got in a fight because I wanted to buy some sweets and a kid had 50 pence and took the piss out of me not having money to buy sweets with my friends - I asked if he'd lend it to me and he called my mum poor. so anyway we had a fight (I beat him up a bit) and went home, not taking his money or anything.

    A few hours later, my mum gets a visit from the police - I was accused of beating the boy up and demanding money with menace. I was cautioned as a minor.

    I completed my Run Leadership qualification recently and had a Data Background check - I didn't think that childish error would come up but it did and now my Run Leadership qualification hangs in the balance. I'm annoyed and scared that I won't be allowed to be more involved in my classes because of an idiotic decision as a 10 year old.

    Wishing you lucky that it turns out ok. Seems ridiculous that that would come back on you but stupid *kitten* like that happens all the time. Good luck.
  • HealthyAshes88888
    HealthyAshes88888 Posts: 1,248 Member
    edited November 2017
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    HealthyAshes88888 wrote: »
    IC 4 of you were in my dream last night.
    I was pretty sad when I woke up and it wasn't real :/

    Me?

    Yes actually. You brought me boneless wings and called them "home side to go", watched my tv, then left. It was weird but I was thankful for the wings :laugh:

    Oh and you gave really great hugs.

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