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True Confessions - Don't Judge
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »I made chicken salad for lunch. Nothing special - chicken, celery, onions, grapes and mayo. But it just produced the most repulsive fart...
Onions are the devil's food
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I enjoy talking to my online friends more than I like talking to my husband. And when he does talk I just fidget and make wide eyes hoping it will make him hurry up and conclude his statement faster so I can say, "Uh huh." and be done with it.2
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »I made chicken salad for lunch. Nothing special - chicken, celery, onions, grapes and mayo. But it just produced the most repulsive fart...
Onions are the devil's food
Truth! It's up there with pickles - cucumbers soaked in evil.
Pickles are so far up there, nothing else comes close to their awfulness.1 -
TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »I have grapes, apples and cashews in my chicken salad. I also skip mayo, add a little plain greek yogurt as the binding agent.
Don't know how that would taste, make some and send us samples.
Its actually really good.
It is actually really good. I make mine with Greek yogurt and grapes, always. Sometimes add the apples and cashews.0 -
Pickles and olives are the best3
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Add bacon crumbles too...because...bacon (real bacon, not the fake crumbles)1
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TheSquareJaw wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »TheSquareJaw wrote: »TheSquareJaw wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »TheSquareJaw wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »TheSquareJaw wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »TheSquareJaw wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »TheSquareJaw wrote: »Time to sit back and let everything sort itself out. The last two weeks have been eye-opening to me to say the least. So much going on in every aspect of my life, good and bad. It’s times like these were you realize how little control you have over most things. You never know how things are going to shake out. People that you thought would be there no matter what, aren’t anymore. People that you thought you’d never see again and got over, suddenly reappear. People that you didn’t know, that are important to you now. Everything comes and goes and I’ve got to accept that. But yeah, sometimes you just gotta sit back and see where everything settles. Sometimes I think it’s a burden to care about things as much as I do, but st the same time, I couldn’t imagine not being emotional. Hope this made sense, and if not, at least I feel better.
Maybe I should pay attention to my wife and daughters instead claiming married woman on the internet.
Wow...you’re a real pieceofshit.
That’s rude.
FVck you!! You’re rude!
I wasn’t rude to you. BTW I’m not the one that flagged this.
Yes but you’re the one who copied and pasted from someone’s wall and added your little dig paragraph. WHO DOES THAT. Show who you are instead of being a wuss behind a new profile.
Really?
Yes please really.
I clearly have a profile pic.
You clearly need to step away from this. No one needs this nonsense.
Would you rather I bully, control, guilt the female members behind the scenes?
Does this need to be played out in public though..
He’d rather it stay private so he can be the victim.
LMAO that gif is hysterical. :laugh:1 -
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IC I have every intention of eating a junior bacon deluxe meal from Hungry Jacks and some chocolate later.. it's been a tough day.. my inner fatty still seeks solice in food sometimes.
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IC 49 times we fought that beast. It had a chicken head with duck feet, with a woman's face too. We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman thing, Waiting for us. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love.
But then a desert hobo came and told me,
-We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman thing,
Waiting for us.2 -
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Let my start by saying I would never kill myself.
Being around for my kids is way too important to me.
That being said my mind has been telling me I'm better off dead for the last year. I have completely stopped taking care of myself and have allowed myself to become a kind of person younger me would despise. I have stopped making music and videos and writing stories and I learned to hate myself.
Yesterday I decided to lay off of myself and to help myself to be closer to happy. I am going to do whole 30 this month and push myself to the gym. I am ending my toxic relationship. I will talk positively to and about myself.
I guess my confession is i am excited to be excited about life again.
That's really great. I can totally relate. What's whole 30? (nvm - i just googled it) interesting program!0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »IC I have every intention of eating a junior bacon deluxe meal from Hungry Jacks and some chocolate later.. it's been a tough day.. my inner fatty still seeks solice in food sometimes.
Is it weird that I kinda wanna watch you eat that deliciousness
What I imagined I looked like
The reality
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Is it just me or does gif one look like there's uncircumcised. .ermm never mind
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I was starving so went out to the Taqueria and got me a Carnitas burrito plate!
I feel gross and bloated now and only ate half!
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IC About 80% of my extra "Bulking" calories, have come from Halloween candy, pumpkin pie, and pumpkin ice cream 2
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Is it just me or does gif one look like there's uncircumcised. .ermm never mind
Oh god. Why, Jo? WHY? (Yep, it's a tiny uncircumcised dick sandwich.)1 -
I wish i had ordered pizza0
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I'm going to bed with makeup on. A beauty sin but tonight I'm too exhausted to bother with it.2
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I need some laudry but i am too lazy to get up0
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Never mind1
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