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    True Confessions - Don't Judge

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    • Posts: 2,480 Member
      lstrat115 wrote: »
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      Onions are the devil's food

      Truer words have never been spoken
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    • Posts: 620 Member
      I enjoy talking to my online friends more than I like talking to my husband. And when he does talk I just fidget and make wide eyes hoping it will make him hurry up and conclude his statement faster so I can say, "Uh huh." and be done with it.
    • Posts: 4,297 Member
      kace_kay wrote: »
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      Truth! It's up there with pickles - cucumbers soaked in evil.

      Pickles are so far up there, nothing else comes close to their awfulness.
    • Posts: 33,069 Member
      TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
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      Its actually really good.

      It is actually really good. I make mine with Greek yogurt and grapes, always. Sometimes add the apples and cashews.
    • Posts: 620 Member
      Pickles and olives are the best
    • Posts: 3,866 Member
      edited November 2017
      Add bacon crumbles too...because...bacon (real bacon, not the fake crumbles)
    • Posts: 33,069 Member
      csbnga wrote: »
      Add bacon crumbles too...because...bacon (real bacon, not the fake crumbles)

      Never the fake bacon. Even turkey bacon is fake bacon.
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      cee134 wrote: »
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      dwbf8w69mavr.gif

      LMAO that gif is hysterical. :laugh:
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      IC I have every intention of eating a junior bacon deluxe meal from Hungry Jacks and some chocolate later.. it's been a tough day.. my inner fatty still seeks solice in food sometimes. :(
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    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      edited November 2017
      IC 49 times we fought that beast. It had a chicken head with duck feet, with a woman's face too. We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman thing, Waiting for us. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love.

      But then a desert hobo came and told me,
      -We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman thing,
      Waiting for us.
    • Posts: 6,255 Member
      SurfyPants wrote: »
      I don't get people who don't want to travel.

      pick me! i'll run away with you! o:)
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    • Posts: 6,255 Member
      CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
      Let my start by saying I would never kill myself.
      Being around for my kids is way too important to me.

      That being said my mind has been telling me I'm better off dead for the last year. I have completely stopped taking care of myself and have allowed myself to become a kind of person younger me would despise. I have stopped making music and videos and writing stories and I learned to hate myself.

      Yesterday I decided to lay off of myself and to help myself to be closer to happy. I am going to do whole 30 this month and push myself to the gym. I am ending my toxic relationship. I will talk positively to and about myself.

      I guess my confession is i am excited to be excited about life again.

      That's really great. I can totally relate. What's whole 30? (nvm - i just googled it) interesting program!
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Is it just me or does gif one look like there's uncircumcised. .ermm never mind :#
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      I was starving so went out to the Taqueria and got me a Carnitas burrito plate!
      I feel gross and bloated now and only ate half! :confounded:
    • Posts: 12,588 Member
      IC About 80% of my extra "Bulking" calories, have come from Halloween candy, pumpkin pie, and pumpkin ice cream :grimace:
    • Posts: 6,033 Member
      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
      Is it just me or does gif one look like there's uncircumcised. .ermm never mind :#

      Oh god. Why, Jo? WHY? (Yep, it's a tiny uncircumcised dick sandwich.)
    • Posts: 4,619 Member
      edited November 2017
      I wish i had ordered pizza
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      I'm going to bed with makeup on. A beauty sin but tonight I'm too exhausted to bother with it.
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    • Posts: 4,619 Member
      I need some laudry but i am too lazy to get up
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      edited November 2017
      Never mind
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