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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    Dear crush,
    I know itunes gift cards win your heart
    All i got is amazon
    That cool?
    A dude
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    "Dear Crush

    Roses are red, their thorns - they do prick
    Please sit on my face and suck on my ...."

    Posted for a friend
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    "Dear Crush

    Roses are red, their thorns - they do prick
    Please sit on my face and suck on my ...."

    Posted for a friend

    'Dick'
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    "Dear Crush

    Roses are red, their thorns - they do prick
    Please sit on my face and suck on my ...."

    Posted for a friend

    'Dick'

    I hereby dub you.... Captain Obvious! :p
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    "Dear Crush

    Roses are red, their thorns - they do prick
    Please sit on my face and suck on my ...."

    Posted for a friend

    'Dick'

    I hereby dub you.... Captain Obvious! :p

    It just doesn't censor it why leave it out, and It's fantastic or corndog i respond to nothing else
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Because when wooing a fine strumpet, one must adopt a little subtlety...
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Roses are red and green is the grass
    If she bends over
    This is going right up... I'll just leave that there

    I can't help myself - it's the romantic in me. :)
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    No.

    On The Edge

    Standing here out on the edge
    Watching the surf crash on the beach
    A lonely gull cries out overhead
    As it soars far out of reach
    My thoughts, they follow onwards
    Out over the heaving sea
    And in the stillness of my soul
    I think of what you mean to me

    With the taste of salt upon my lips
    And my body buffeted by the air
    It's at times like these I feel alive
    With my heart and soul laid bare
    So my thoughts, they travel on
    Far out over the swelling sea
    I catch a glimpse of my feelings
    Of just what you mean to me

    Once again I stand at the edge
    Where the waves wash over the sand
    I realise and reach out to you
    To take you by the hands
    As I stare into your lovely eyes
    More captivating than the sea
    I come to understand
    That you mean everything to me
  • emivanae
    emivanae Posts: 653 Member
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    Roses are red
    Daffodils are yellow
    I didn't expect
    A poetry fellow
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Wind And Rain

    The cooling towers belch vapour into the leaden sky
    Curling up to join the clouds high above
    And it's raining, it's raining so hard
    I thought I was going to be washed away
    And it seems to rain forever
    Yes it seems to rain forever
    When you aren't by my side

    And I'm staring into space trying to work it out
    The clouds race away driven before the storm
    And it's blowing, it's blowing so hard
    I thought I was going to be swept away
    And the cold wind seems to blow forever
    Yes the cold wind seems to blow forever
    When you aren't by my side

    I reach for you in the dead of night
    Forgetting you're not there
    And I'm crying, I'm crying so hard
    I thought I was going to wash myself away
    And it seems I'm going cry to forever
    Yes it seems I'm going cry to forever
    Because you aren't by my side

    I feel your breath against my cheek
    It makes everything seem alright
    And you're breathing, you're breathing so hard
    It seems you have swept me away
    And I wish this moment could last forever
    Yes I wish this moment could last forever
    When you are by my side
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Yep. I occasionally perform at small festivals and open mike nights. Working on my first book of poetry.
  • emivanae
    emivanae Posts: 653 Member
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    I'm a fan.
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    This is most recent piece

    Rear-view Mirror

    Speeding down the highway
    The radio's playing a familiar tune
    I've got the pedal flat against the floor
    And I can't get out of this place too soon
    The rain glistens on the tarmac
    With the wipers beating double-time
    The past reflected in my rear-view mirror
    As the road ahead begins to climb

    Moving forward
    Driving nowhere anywhere
    Got to get away from here
    Driving myself out of here
    Right out of my mind

    It's time to change a gear move it up
    White lines stretch off into the dark
    Headlights reflect off the cat's-eyes
    Down the road I'm never coming back
    The rain pounds against my windscreen
    Like the tears of a god long passed
    They mirror the tears in my own eyes
    And I know I'm driving too fast

    Moving forward
    Driving nowhere anywhere
    Got to get away from here
    Driving myself out of here
    Before I change my mind

    Everything is receding into the distance
    My vision is focussed on the road ahead
    And time and momentum eat up the miles
    Leaving the past long buried and dead
    All that are left are reflections
    And an empty space beneath my heart
    There's darkness in my rear-view mirror
    Now that we are so many miles apart

    Moving forward
    Driving nowhere anywhere
    Got to get away from here
    Driving myself out of here
    Time to find myself a different life
    Moving forward
    Driving nowhere anywhere
    Got to get away from here
    Driving myself out of here
    Right out of your life

    Relationships in the rear-view mirror may appear better than they were in reality.
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    Yep. I occasionally perform at small festivals and open mike nights. Working on my first book of poetry.

    have you ever used your powers to get booty?

    Not ever crossed my mind to