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He once walked 5 km out of his way cause he was following a pretty girland forgot where he lived0
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Tries to make accounting sexy0
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AliNouveau wrote: »He once walked 5 km out of his way cause he was following a pretty girland forgot where he lived
Haha! I once got totally lost in the back streets of Amsterdam. Decided to use the Dirk Gently method of navigation which involves finding someone who looks like they know where they're going. That the person I chose to follow had long blonde hair and tight slacks had nothing to do with it. That she headed straight for the train-station - where I wanted to be to get back to Leiden - was a bonus.0 -
Haha! I once got totally lost in the back streets of Amsterdam. Decided to use the Dirk Gently method of navigation which involves finding someone who looks like they know where they're going. That the person I chose to follow had long blonde hair and tight slacks had nothing to do with it. That she headed straight for the train-station - where I wanted to be to get back to Leiden - was a bonus.
So not really a lie
The lie is he's afraid of kittens0 -
Thinks Tim Horton was a Dr. Seuss character.0
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Has never had a beaver tail because he's a vegetarian0
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Isn't really a mess...he just accidentally typed an "m" when he created his username0
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Only dates twins because she thinks threesomes are kinky.0
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wishes he was a twin to have the threesome0
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Margaret is an internation spy working for the Russian government0
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LOL so she's an American politician?
Sorry! I couldn't resist!
Above has what she calls a collection of troll dolls but they're actually just the neighborhood cats thst she's shaved.1 -
Works as a cage dancer dressed only in a thong on Saturday night at Big Bens Biker bar 0
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Pushes the burley bear bikers out of the way and fills my thong with singles. (and usually scrounges around for change while she's in there!)0
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Hasn't noticed that the singles are actually just strips of newspaper..
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Is an internet billionaire0
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Auditioned for every Disney Princess role since Pocahontas but alas has been heartbroken every time (so far... never give up on your dreams man)0
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Actually he dreams of being Pocohontas..or Cinderella, he's not picky 0
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Night time DJ at her local radio station0
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Says she skates... but is referring to roller disco.
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Was the top female figure skater of 1992.. before her op0
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Does Sex reassignment surgeries in her basement for a discounted rate2
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Was my first customer 1
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Is hung like a seahorse 1
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Can't swim.. grew moobs as flotation devices0
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Is not jealous of my MOOBS0
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Breast feeds kittens..
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She plays with my moobs all the time1
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Has pierced nipples1
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