We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Every time she'd get out of the shower I'd break out the whipped cream....yeah...she'd need to shower again!!!0
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johnbarthelbcp79 wrote: »Every time she'd get out of the shower I'd break out the whipped cream....yeah...she'd need to shower again!!!
Wait... let's not break up.. Im buying you cases of whipped cream bayyybeee
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johnbarthelbcp79 wrote: »She kept insisting her ex join us....I couldn't get it through to her that chess was only a 2 person game!!
Chess was the only game he'd play with me
She was always using a Timer in the boudoir0 -
She could burnt pancakes... once0
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Was so dang picky about my cooking!!!0
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Lol because she can’t take a joke0
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Didn't have any stamina
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She joked about the size of my butt too often! :huh: 0
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She wanted to Netflix and chill. I wanted to Netflix and fart.0
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I just wanted Netflix. He had all these other conditions that went with it0
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She drank the whole Pitcher of beer0
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She thinks a pitcher is more than 1 beer.1
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He was a Lush!0
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She was insensitive to my Canadian culture0
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He was Canadian!!!
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He thinks ham is bacon0
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The only activities she did was channel surf0
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Would never let me watch my shows0
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She nailed me to the wall when I thought we were engaged in harmless foreplay
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A little rough play sent him a runnin'!0
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