My date with the person above me was going great until...
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            Was fine with me dying the hair on her head green. It's when I tried the other hair that she walked out.1
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            happimess1 wrote: »she demanded jewellery and gifts on every 6 week anniversary of our relationship
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            She never took off her Parka and it was a date at the Beach!0
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            Wanted to spend every waking second on the beach. When I asked what was in it for me, she said "sand".
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            Said I had to do something for him because he bought me dinner0
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            He tried to pay for my Pina Colada with sand dollars... embarrassing!!!0
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            JustKeepTryin wrote: »Said I had to do something for him because he bought me dinner
Wouldn't buy me an ice-cream even after I'd sprung for dinner.FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He tried to pay for my Pina Colada with sand dollars... embarrassing!!!
After 14 Pina Coladas, she was totally out of control.0 - 
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            I found out i wasn’t the only one he was seeing0
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            Didn't believe in exclusivity
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            He wanted me to commit after one lunch date0
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            She ate a bad shrimp0
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            She wanted to set up a tent and live in a Tim Horton's parking lot.0
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            She misunderstood when I said I wanted a double double.1
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            I went into anaphylaxis due to shellfish allergy!0
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            Wouldn't take me out for Lobster0
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            Her backup date arrived and took over.0
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            He hired a Male Escort to take over for him0
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            My backup showed up0
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            She excused herself to use the ladies room, hopped in her car and took off0
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            I popped out of a cake Nekked for his birthday and all he was interested in was the Ginger playing the guitar behind me!
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            A band of ninjas poofed in with smoke bombs and tried to take my cheese curds! Well the rest was......EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!!0
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            He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”0
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            Its_T_Time wrote: »He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”
Lol, Joey doesn't share food!!! Sorry, had to throw in the Friends reference!0 - 
            johnbarthelbcp79 wrote: »Its_T_Time wrote: »He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”
Lol, Joey doesn't share food!!! Sorry, had to throw in the Friends reference!
Isn’t your name John
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            Its_T_Time wrote: »johnbarthelbcp79 wrote: »Its_T_Time wrote: »He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”
Lol, Joey doesn't share food!!! Sorry, had to throw in the Friends reference!
Isn’t your name John
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            I found out he was a John thinking I was a Hooker0
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            I found out she wasn't a hooker and actually had to buy her dinner0
 
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