My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He put visine in my drink and I had to spend the rest of the night on the toilet0
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He spent the rest of the night hugging the toilet....0
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introduced me to his wife0
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Introduced me to her intimate girlfriend0
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He lifted up the table and went home0
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She told the couple next to us that we would pay their tab then when it was time to pay she said she forgot her wallet at home so I had to pay for two tabs and after dinner she said she was tired and went home.
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he told me I had to lift or go home... we were at the movies... so I left0
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Made me spend $50 in the claw machine to win a giraffe at the bottom of the pile0
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bought a giraffe for another girl and handed me a quarter and told me to win one for myself :laugh:1
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She kept running away when it was adult time0
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He said it was adult time in the middle of dinner... at a restaurant... and told me to take of my clothes0
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She didn't like being sexually spontaneous0
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he told me he couldn't get it up unless he had a large audience.1
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She showed me her "scratch and sniff" collection.0
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she scratched ... then asked me if I wanted to snif... 1
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she said she only liked to do "it" in public0
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I found out he was married0
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She wouldn't leave the window curtains open0
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He wanted to get Sexy in Public0
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She realized it WAS a date
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She put her glasses on and saw what I really look like0
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Grabbed the waiters *kitten*0
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he took the bacon and left0
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she started making me help put up christmas decorations0
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She wouldn't let me work out with her on her desk0
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We broke the desk0
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