My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She excused herself to use the ladies room, hopped in her car and took off
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I popped out of a cake Nekked for his birthday and all he was interested in was the Ginger playing the guitar behind me! :confused:
  • Fit4Anarchy
    Fit4Anarchy Posts: 754 Member
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    A band of ninjas poofed in with smoke bombs and tried to take my cheese curds! Well the rest was......EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!!
  • Its_T_Time
    Its_T_Time Posts: 1,490 Member
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    He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”
  • Fit4Anarchy
    Fit4Anarchy Posts: 754 Member
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    Its_T_Time wrote: »
    He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”

    Lol, Joey doesn't share food!!! Sorry, had to throw in the Friends reference!
  • Its_T_Time
    Its_T_Time Posts: 1,490 Member
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    johnbarthelbcp79 wrote: »
    Its_T_Time wrote: »
    He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”

    Lol, Joey doesn't share food!!! Sorry, had to throw in the Friends reference!

    Isn’t your name John :D
  • Fit4Anarchy
    Fit4Anarchy Posts: 754 Member
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    Its_T_Time wrote: »
    johnbarthelbcp79 wrote: »
    Its_T_Time wrote: »
    He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”

    Lol, Joey doesn't share food!!! Sorry, had to throw in the Friends reference!

    Isn’t your name John :D

    Ya got me there!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found out he was a John thinking I was a Hooker
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    edited November 2017
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    I found out she wasn't a hooker and actually had to buy her dinner
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He put visine in my drink and I had to spend the rest of the night on the toilet
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    He spent the rest of the night hugging the toilet....
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    Sizzle sizzle
  • carbkiller14
    carbkiller14 Posts: 819 Member
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    introduced me to his wife
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Introduced me to her intimate girlfriend
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He lifted up the table and went home
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She told the couple next to us that we would pay their tab then when it was time to pay she said she forgot her wallet at home so I had to pay for two tabs and after dinner she said she was tired and went home. :s
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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    he told me I had to lift or go home... we were at the movies... so I left

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