My date with the person above me was going great until...

ladychris29

She reached over to get an eyelash off my cheek and her contact lens fell in my soup.

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lunidevojka

kept adding sugar to her tea..

SojournerThirteen

Started adding flies to her soup

liftorgohome

spilled his soup all over me

bigjuicy1234

He said the white stain on his pants was soup

mandipandi75

Caught him licking said stain

liftorgohome

She wouldn't help get the stain off my pants

lunidevojka

would stop showcasing the guns.

SojournerThirteen

Wouldn’t leave her hands off my gun in public

Tigg_er

Kept playing with his gun

pogiguy05

He drove off like he was in a drag race or something

slimgirljo15

His wife showed up

lunidevojka

her wife showed up lol

finny11122

She drank my beer

lunidevojka

he had no more beer left lol

YosemiteSlamAK

There was no more beer left, anywhere!

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ladychris29

Until he tried to crush a beer can on my *kitten*

TEQWAR

You mean it's still not going great? Will have to work on that!

YosemiteSlamAK

He left with @ladychris29 & I had to pay both tabs

lunidevojka

Drank all the beer

finny11122

She peed herself

slimgirljo15

Started stroking his lizard in the restaurant

lunidevojka

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Started stroking his lizard in the restaurant

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lunidevojka

ĸepт υndreѕѕιng тнe waιтer wιтн нer eyeѕ.

JLA8969

Till her bf showed up

Svanel

she started batting her eyelashes at the waiter. what am i, chopped liver??

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Keto_N_Iron

He insisted on catcalling every woman who walked past us