My date with the person above me was going great until...

Dyl1789

She invited me inside and her cat clawed my b@lls

ladychris29

He said it was him or my cat.

lunidevojka

She chose her cat.

EEAngelina

I got too drunk and left with someone else

Tigg_er

Thanks !! lol

Presleykay22

Till his mom showed up

LifeIs420

Untill she ordered pizza with pineapple

lunidevojka

нe ĸepт ѕneaĸιng нιтѕ oғ нιѕ вlυnт.

Versicolour

She was just using me as plan B for her blind date (which went well and I wasn't needed)

YosemiteSlamAK

She hid all the rum

liftorgohome

She wouldn't share her blunt

Versicolour

YosemiteSlamAK wrote: »

She hid all the rum

Hid or drank?

liftorgohome wrote: »

She wouldn't share her blunt

Was paranoid about me having a blunt and not sharing!

liftorgohome

Beat up the bar tender for not having rum

Versicolour

He wouldn't help me find a bar with rum!!

liftorgohome

She got drunk on rum and threw up

Versicolour

Haha!! He went home

liftorgohome

And she passed out

Versicolour

All after only two drinks. He couldn't handle my drunk emotional outbursts and professions of undying love for everyone

liftorgohome

She got way to clingly for a first date.

Trendline15

She hurled all over my shoes.

bigjuicy1234

He asked me to clean the puke off his shoes

Versicolour

He left to help clean shoes and never came back

bigjuicy1234

I heard hi ya mother f-er and that's all I remember until I woke up naked in a tub of ice

Thehardmakesitworthit

he blew bubbles with the straw

bigjuicy1234

Didn't appreciate my milk bubble art

YosemiteSlamAK

He was using his nose to blow the bubbles, at first

kwph

She said "Aren't u hot?U should take that shirt off" & Jammed a $1 down my pants .....A $1???? .....My minimum is $5!!! ...... (Oh ...Who am I kidding)*sigh*

lunidevojka

He said , did you even left bro. Lol

lunidevojka

*lift

SojournerThirteen

Hired a hitman to take me out for the insurance money