My date with the person above me was going great until...

Versicolour

He pinched the waitress's posterior

slimgirljo15

She sneezed in my soup

Versicolour

She ate my cheesy garlic bread

liftorgohome

She threw the bread loaf at me

bigjuicy1234

Said I could only order from the $1 menu and only 2 items

liftorgohome

Ordered a happy meal and broke me.

bigjuicy1234

Wouldn't let me play with the toy until I was done eating

liftorgohome

Cried b/c I was playing with the toy first

lunidevojka

Was smiling way too much, freaked me out.

rockmartin50

her hubby show up

lunidevojka

his hubby showed up. Haha jk

liftorgohome

She broke out the weegie board

lunidevojka

The spirits from sale board claimed his life. Thus, end of date.

lunidevojka

*said board

rockmartin50

LOL funny---

rockmartin50

it was time for her to leave the next day

mandipandi75

He didn't come alone

liftorgohome

She ordered a second meal for her room mate.

loseit6mfp

He showed up wearing a tank top to dinner

ItsMeGee3

I found out he was a she.

liftorgohome

She went out the bathroom window and left me with the bill

mandipandi75

He was a Bills fan

ladychris29

He tried to lift me over his head and dropped me on the floor when a hot waitress walked by.

rockmartin50

big Brother came to pick her up

robbyh501

...I had to ask her to tie my shoe lace up because I'm too fat to bend over. :-(

liftorgohome

She wouldn't put out after I bought her dinner and drinks. Not even a kiss.

mandipandi75

He was all tongue

liftorgohome

She spoke in a foreign tongue and I didn't know what the heck she was saying

bigjuicy1234

We got kicked out of the restaurant because she wanted to give me a lap dance at the table

mandipandi75

He liked the hairy she's better