My date with the person above me was going great until...
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she would't let me eat dessert off her stomach0
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He ate his dessert off another patron1
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Another guy tried to climb in the bed during coffee and snuggle time!1
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kept looking at himself in the above mirror.0
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She stabbed the steak knife into the table b/c they messed up her drink order1
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liftorgohome wrote: »She stabbed the steak knife into the table b/c they messed up her drink order
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got scared I stabbed the table. @liftorgohome lol0
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She saw me try it with a spoon and laughed at me.0
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that he carries a spork with him0
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She started reading the subtitles out loud during a foreign film1
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Took me to a movie with subtitles. Wanted to watch the movie not read it0
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Got annoyed when I started telling the characters in the movie what to do very emphatically0
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He wanted me to read him the subtitles in my "Robin Williams" voice. Like, which Robin Williams? Mork? Mrs. Doubtfire? Teddy Roosevelt? Fender? Please not Rainbow Randolph!0
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She didn't like my impersonations0
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he kept.making that smacking noise while eatng his steak0
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She ordered her steak well done0
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He hacked up a lung0
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She started firing ping pong balls from all the wrong places0
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He was jealous for my time and threatened to drown my kitty in the toilet1
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she kept insisting I order the pinot grigio .0
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Her arch nemesis showed up1
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He said he preferred The Teletubbies instead0
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She laughed when I gave him the care bear stare0 -
She spoke like the care bears0
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He showed up in a Bedtime Bear costume0
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He wore the same bunny PJ's as Ralphie from A Christmas Story to dinner1
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He asked me if I wanted a Red Rider for Christmas and pointed at his pants1
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