My date with the person above me was going great until...

liftorgohome

She didn't want to discuss the British attempts to restrict U.S. trade in 1812.

emilyvesta4

I found out that 1812 was all he really cared about.

BigDougie1211

She dismissed my friends interest and passion for 1812

mandipandi75

He cared more about his friends feelings then mine

123liveoak

She had too many feelings I lost track...you...are happy?

liftorgohome

She wouldn't let her friend join in.

lunidevojka

he kept chewing and talking at the same time

SojournerThirteen

She made spit bubbles when she talked, and did she ever talktalktalktalktalk!

lunidevojka

нe woυld anѕwer only ιn yeѕ or no. weιrd. lol

liftorgohome

She wouldn't go back to my place for desert

bigjuicy1234

Tried to put a sleeping pill in my dessert

mandipandi75

Couldn't stay awake

liftorgohome

She glued my pants to the seat

lunidevojka

he kept inaiting we work off the calories from our meal right away.

liftorgohome

She put her legs on the table, her hand in her pants and chewed on a toothpick then burped really loud

Keto_N_Iron

he told me he expected me to act like a lady.. as if that would ever happen

mandipandi75

She was way too sweet for me

Keto_N_Iron

guess we didn't break up cause I am NOT sweet!

MrSith

My darkside came out.

Keto_N_Iron

I found out his darkside is baby blue

mandipandi75

He mooned me

lunidevojka

she wouldn't flash me lol jk

MrSith

she wouldn't share her alcohol =/

lunidevojka

he wanted my alcohol lol

slimgirljo15

The swat team busted in and took her away

emivanae

She got sassy with our server

Tigg_er

She winked at our server

Versicolour

He launched himself off a building roof to catch a passing helicopter

Essenzook

He was eating his salad with his fingers.

SojournerThirteen

she drove us... like we were on a racetrack