My date with the person above me was going great until...

liftorgohome

She insisted on supersizing her meal and I didn't want to

mandipandi75

He kept patting everyone down

liftorgohome

She wouldn’t let me frisk her

joemac1988

He asked for vegan options

mandipandi75

He was more interested in the waitress

liftorgohome

She wouldn't go home with me

mandipandi75

Miscommunication... He wouldn't go home with me!

liftorgohome

She got drunk and we couldn't find her home. Drove around for hours.

mandipandi75

Wasn't interested in outdoor adventures

liftorgohome

She wouldn't go camping and pitch a tent with me after.

mandipandi75

Oh, I'm pretty sure he needed no help pitching a tent. He was more into glamping

liftorgohome

She didn't like my camper.

bigjuicy1234

His camper was a van with no windows. SAID Free Candy on the side of it

mandipandi75

He passed up candipants for a pickle

liftorgohome

She wouldn't play with my pickle

mandipandi75

He kind of freaked me out running towards me saying tickle my pickle

bigjuicy1234

She offered me a nickel to tickle my pickle

liftorgohome

She wouldn't tickle my elmo.

mandipandi75

I tried, I really did... but have you heard him laugh?

liftorgohome

She fell off her quad and landed in the mud.

mandipandi75

He thought that was a good time to wrestle

lunidevojka

she wouldn't share her contur secrets

mandipandi75

She doesn't believe that natural is still a thing

SojournerThirteen

She knocked me out and tried to lock me in her basement

Egger29

He tried to sell me a copy of "Dianetics" by L. Ron Hubbard.

lunidevojka

he kept trying to make me believe Batman's better than superman.

jruch23

She revealed to me she sees dead people

lunidevojka

was one of the dead people.

emivanae

She showed off her fangs

jruch23

She sang to the waiter what she wanted to order.