My date with the person above me was going great until...

bigjuicy1234

Payed more attention to the guy cat calling than to our date

Keto_N_Iron

He made me say big juicy before i spoke every single time..

bigjuicy1234

Stuck her foot in my face and asked if her feet stink

Keto_N_Iron

Admitted he had a stinky foot fetish and my feet weren't stinky enough

Its_T_Time

I caught her outside stepping in dog *kitten* just to impress another suitor!

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Its_T_Time

happimess1 wrote: »

she confessed she botoxed her ex's balls in his sleep

Don’t let that scare you

Svanel

she said she preferred men

Keto_N_Iron

She prefers hermaphrodites

TEQWAR

She prefers guys from another planet.

Svanel

he scheduled me to get pink hair

slimgirljo15

His wife and 3 gf showed up.. it wasn't a pretty scene.

TEQWAR

She mistook me for someone who'd been foolish enough to get married.

lunidevojka

Threw up his foos

lunidevojka

food.

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Svanel

he decided sitting in the same booth with me was overrated and moved to the next booth

TEQWAR

Was more interested in playing musical chairs than our date.

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slimgirljo15

He winked at the waiter

ladychris29

Damn lag!!

She went home with the waiter.

finny11122

She got arrested by a bounty hunter

Svanel

he wouldn't put his shirt back on at dinner

Keto_N_Iron

She kept telling the strippers to put their clothes back on.

Aguminus

the waiter whispered to her: "another victim, huh?"

Svanel

until he turned to me and said, "you're paying, right?"

Aguminus

until she said "I dont like condoms"

Svanel

he told me all I could order off the menu was a salad

kwph

Until she put her hand on my leg & said “Ur putting out,right?”

Svanel

he asked for money and a ride home. I am NOT a taxi service!