My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Damn lag!!
She went home with the waiter.0 -
She got arrested by a bounty hunter0
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he wouldn't put his shirt back on at dinner0
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She kept telling the strippers to put their clothes back on.3
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the waiter whispered to her: "another victim, huh?"1
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until he turned to me and said, "you're paying, right?"0
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until she said "I dont like condoms"1
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he told me all I could order off the menu was a salad0
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Until she put her hand on my leg & said “Ur putting out,right?”2
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he asked for money and a ride home. I am NOT a taxi service!0
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She invited me inside and her cat clawed my b@lls0
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He said it was him or my cat.0
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She chose her cat.1
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I got too drunk and left with someone else0
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Thanks !! lol0
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Till his mom showed up1
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Untill she ordered pizza with pineapple0
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нe ĸepт ѕneaĸιng нιтѕ oғ нιѕ вlυnт.0
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She was just using me as plan B for her blind date (which went well and I wasn't needed)0
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She hid all the rum1
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