My date with the person above me was going great until...

liftorgohome

He wouldn't pay his half

YosemiteSlamAK

All I had was change!

SouthernMamaUnderConsruction

They decided to make it a date between the two of them.. So I left

Jertastic

She ran into her high school ex and left with him

YosemiteSlamAK

He said he didn't like barbeque

lunidevojka

he got annoyd I kept calling him Yosemite Slam instead if his real name.

Jertastic

She told me she didnt like being touched

lunidevojka

he wouldn't take the apron off. Anywhere.

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mandipandi75

His idea of entertaining me was making handkerchief animals

Jertastic

She insisted on more shots

lunidevojka

нe ĸepт pιcĸιng нιѕ υnderwear.

NYactor1

She began telling me about a strange habit her ex had

disney_addict_1028

We both realized we like men only

lunidevojka

ѕнe woυldn'т ѕтop ғιdgeтιng wιтн нer glaѕѕeѕ.

BBritt26

I realized she had prettier eyes then me.

lunidevojka

realize she was all around better looking.

liftorgohome

Realized that I had double booked my dates and had to buy dinner for two great women

Candy0516

Told me I had to pay the tab

bigjuicy1234

Ordered the $1200 bottle of champagne

mandipandi75

Tried to make me pay for their expensive bottle

liftorgohome

Got too drunk and I had to carry her out.

lunidevojka

Wouldn't go halfsies on the uber ride home.

camdo123

pushed me out of the car on the way home

mandipandi75

She didn't like sushi

mandipandi75

He didn't like to share his food

lunidevojka

kept telling me the best bait to use when fishing when I hate fish.

slimgirljo15

She ran off with the waiter

NYactor1

We ran out of champagne

lunidevojka

he forgot his wallet at home.