My date with the person above me was going great until...
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It ended.
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kept insisting I get a matching Mohawk.0
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She kept staring at me and I passed out from her fineness.1
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He wore that to go biking1
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her husband showed up... :-/0
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Was paranoid he was being watched0
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Her friend texted her with the fake emergency rip cord.1
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he kept trying to showcase his abs.0
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She stole my soul........again1
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souls been stolen, Cannot understand the mumbles.1
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She reached over to get an eyelash off my cheek and her contact lens fell in my soup.0
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kept adding sugar to her tea..0
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Started adding flies to her soup0
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spilled his soup all over me0
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He said the white stain on his pants was soup1
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Caught him licking said stain1
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She wouldn't help get the stain off my pants1
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would stop showcasing the guns.0
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Wouldn’t leave her hands off my gun in public0
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