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My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He didn't like playing with fire... or candles1
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She tried to have me sacraficed in a cult ritual.0
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He got suspicious when I wanted to go walking naked in the woods on a night of a full moon0
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She tried running her toes through my hair0
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I asked for a back rub and she put her toe nails into my back and walked on it.0
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he randomly asked for back rubs from strangers0
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She wouldn't come back to my place for a back rub.0
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He drinks out of his bathtub0
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She wouldn't play with my rubber duckie0
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he stared at himself too much in the mirror0
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She got drunk and yelled at the waiter0
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took pics of himself and his rubber duckie0
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She started a food fight0
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started picking up the food from the fight and eating it.. just nasty really
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She started doing shots off my chest and wouldn't let me return the favor1
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Until I passed out from too many shots0
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She had a serious farting episode0
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he had a serious blue steel look the entire night at dinner that made others uneasy.0
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She would not do a blue steel selfie together .0
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he kept calling himself Derek zoolander and insisted I call him that. Lol1
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I realized she was obsessed with Ben Stiller0
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thepetrovafire wrote: »he kept calling himself Derek zoolander and insisted I call him that. Lol
We got a modelling contract from a sleazy hollwood director .0 -
happimess1 wrote: »HE didnt like the heartbreak kid.
He said he was a real life chipmunk from mars0 -
She wouldn’t do the nude scene0
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He started to sing along at the opera & we were "escorted" out of the theatre0
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He threw popcorn down a actress’s dress0
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He wouldn't put down his tablet0
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