My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She excused herself to use the ladies room, hopped in her car and took off0
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I popped out of a cake Nekked for his birthday and all he was interested in was the Ginger playing the guitar behind me!0
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A band of ninjas poofed in with smoke bombs and tried to take my cheese curds! Well the rest was......EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!!0
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He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”0
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Its_T_Time wrote: »He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”
Lol, Joey doesn't share food!!! Sorry, had to throw in the Friends reference!0 -
johnbarthelbcp79 wrote: »Its_T_Time wrote: »He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”
Lol, Joey doesn't share food!!! Sorry, had to throw in the Friends reference!
Isn’t your name John1 -
Its_T_Time wrote: »johnbarthelbcp79 wrote: »Its_T_Time wrote: »He wouldn’t share his curds and came at me with a “hiiiiiyah!”
Lol, Joey doesn't share food!!! Sorry, had to throw in the Friends reference!
Isn’t your name John
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I found out he was a John thinking I was a Hooker0
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I found out she wasn't a hooker and actually had to buy her dinner0
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He put visine in my drink and I had to spend the rest of the night on the toilet0
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He spent the rest of the night hugging the toilet....0
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Sizzle sizzle1
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introduced me to his wife0
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Introduced me to her intimate girlfriend0
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He lifted up the table and went home0
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She told the couple next to us that we would pay their tab then when it was time to pay she said she forgot her wallet at home so I had to pay for two tabs and after dinner she said she was tired and went home.0
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he told me I had to lift or go home... we were at the movies... so I left0
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