Hang out with other married people
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allenmfp21 wrote: »Oh yeah, hanging with married people.
When the hubs isn't home, the wife complains to me about every intimate detail of his shortcomings - professionally, financially, hygienically, sexually, intellectually and morally.
Then he gets home and offers to drive me home. Once in the car he goes on about he can barely stand it anymore and wants out and doesn't know what do to.
So now I don't hang with married people anymore unless they're both in the same room with me at all times. It's just better that way. Never be alone with either one of them, unless you want to get caught in the middle of the neverending sagas.
Wanna hang and make out?
Yes.
Nicolas Freaking Cage!
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The simple in my chin looks like a butt. I’ve said too much I’m sorry!allenmfp21 wrote: »allenmfp21 wrote: »Oh yeah, hanging with married people.
When the hubs isn't home, the wife complains to me about every intimate detail of his shortcomings - professionally, financially, hygienically, sexually, intellectually and morally.
Then he gets home and offers to drive me home. Once in the car he goes on about he can barely stand it anymore and wants out and doesn't know what do to.
So now I don't hang with married people anymore unless they're both in the same room with me at all times. It's just better that way. Never be alone with either one of them, unless you want to get caught in the middle of the neverending sagas.
Wanna hang and make out?
Yes.
Yes! I’ll let you touch my buttchin
I've never heard of such a thing. Can you describe it in detail?
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allenmfp21 wrote: »
The simple in my chin looks like a butt. I’ve said too much I’m sorry!allenmfp21 wrote: »allenmfp21 wrote: »Oh yeah, hanging with married people.
When the hubs isn't home, the wife complains to me about every intimate detail of his shortcomings - professionally, financially, hygienically, sexually, intellectually and morally.
Then he gets home and offers to drive me home. Once in the car he goes on about he can barely stand it anymore and wants out and doesn't know what do to.
So now I don't hang with married people anymore unless they're both in the same room with me at all times. It's just better that way. Never be alone with either one of them, unless you want to get caught in the middle of the neverending sagas.
Wanna hang and make out?
Yes.
Yes! I’ll let you touch my buttchin
I've never heard of such a thing. Can you describe it in detail?
Peter Griffin, is it you?1 -
allenmfp21 wrote: »
The simple in my chin looks like a butt. I’ve said too much I’m sorry!allenmfp21 wrote: »allenmfp21 wrote: »Oh yeah, hanging with married people.
When the hubs isn't home, the wife complains to me about every intimate detail of his shortcomings - professionally, financially, hygienically, sexually, intellectually and morally.
Then he gets home and offers to drive me home. Once in the car he goes on about he can barely stand it anymore and wants out and doesn't know what do to.
So now I don't hang with married people anymore unless they're both in the same room with me at all times. It's just better that way. Never be alone with either one of them, unless you want to get caught in the middle of the neverending sagas.
Wanna hang and make out?
Yes.
Yes! I’ll let you touch my buttchin
I've never heard of such a thing. Can you describe it in detail?
Peter Griffin, is it you?
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »@ToErosIsHuman wrote: »this thread is further proof how boring married life actually is
Excuse me but being married to me is amazing and super fun
Agreed.
Best. Decision. Ever.
But choose wisely...If your marriage sucks, it's on you!
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »@ToErosIsHuman wrote: »this thread is further proof how boring married life actually is
Excuse me but being married to me is amazing and super fun
Oh, I get it...LOL!
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allenmfp21 wrote: »
I just don't know. And I've never seen his dimple again. I've get to see a dimple that rivaled his. But if you know of someone with a similarly charming chin dimple I can admire from afar, let me know.
I found his mugshot
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allenmfp21 wrote: »allenmfp21 wrote: »
I just don't know. And I've never seen his dimple again. I've get to see a dimple that rivaled his. But if you know of someone with a similarly charming chin dimple I can admire from afar, let me know.
I found his mugshot
Yes, that's him. Do you have one of him where his dimple isn't covered with whiskers and he isn't snarling? I loved when he held his lips in a naturally resting position and showed a serious, pensive face.
I don’t think so. That’s only pic I found when I google buttchin creeper.1 -
So basically @TeacupsAndToning is saying she's out of our league both in wit and financially....
One day soon I hope to rub shoulders with the super lucrative like you.
You may not be aware that if she disagrees with you politically or socially, you're out of her league too. 0 -
Are you trying to convince us or yourself?
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »allenmfp21 wrote: »allenmfp21 wrote: »
I just don't know. And I've never seen his dimple again. I've get to see a dimple that rivaled his. But if you know of someone with a similarly charming chin dimple I can admire from afar, let me know.
I found his mugshot
Arrest this man for giving me a fever.
Also for taking a selfie while driving.
He was already arrested0 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »allenmfp21 wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »allenmfp21 wrote: »allenmfp21 wrote: »
I just don't know. And I've never seen his dimple again. I've get to see a dimple that rivaled his. But if you know of someone with a similarly charming chin dimple I can admire from afar, let me know.
I found his mugshot
Arrest this man for giving me a fever.
Also for taking a selfie while driving.
He was already arrested
You're lying! I see no cop car behind you.
That’s not me, that’s him. I think the cops caught him shoplifting lubricant0 -
@TeacupsAndToning I left you an awesome YELP review...when can I attend the lucrative seminar you are presenting?0
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