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Ask A Nurse.....

Posts: 1,424 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
As the title suggests, have at it. Ask away! No question too big or too small....

Yall have Jessie @Mr_Healthy_Habits to thank for this one.

@mij140 (tagging you for back-up)

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  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited December 2017
    My knee is killing me...
    I can bare weight on it, but I'm unable to push on it (can't climb stairs)
    I suspect it's from to much leg work and hill running, which has weakened the surrounding muscles temporarily :smirk: causing added strain on the ligaments... Amirite?

    And you rock Merry! :heart:
  • Posts: 2,239 Member
    Was this ask a nurse or tell a nurse ;):*
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  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    I just want to know I didn't tear something... It does feel a little better than yesterday...
  • Posts: 415 Member
    honestly didn't expect a serious question in here...!
  • Posts: 3,861 Member
    Does this mole look suspicious?
  • Posts: 615 Member
    If I had a head accident, which resulted in a nasty cut, swelling and bruising, and a 2 week long headache, what is the most likely diagnosis?

    Ps - vision for reading has become progressively worse since too
  • Posts: 2,239 Member
    My arm fell off ...is this the result of a possible zombie infection?
  • Posts: 415 Member
    I see you've nailed the waiting time to be seen...! ;)

  • Posts: 1,424 Member
    My knee is killing me...
    I can bare weight on it, but I'm unable to push on it (can't climb stairs)
    I suspect it's from to much leg work and hill running, which has weakened the surrounding muscles temporarily :smirk: causing added strain on the ligaments... Amirite?

    And you rock Merry! :heart:

    You're most likely correct here Jessie. Muscle strain/overuse. Try RICE-ing.... even though i know you won't actually rest.
  • Posts: 1,424 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    Does this mole look suspicious?

    yes.
    If I had a head accident, which resulted in a nasty cut, swelling and bruising, and a 2 week long headache, what is the most likely diagnosis?

    Ps - vision for reading has become progressively worse since too

    It's probably a concussion. Slap a bandaid on it. You'll be fine soon.
    jkou77 wrote: »
    My arm fell off ...is this the result of a possible zombie infection?

    I believe we have found patient Zero.....
  • Posts: 1,424 Member
    ayresome75 wrote: »
    honestly didn't expect a serious question in here...!

    Do you live in the US.... our healthcare system is in shambles. 30 minute wait time is nothing......
  • Posts: 1,424 Member
    I am considered unattractive by many, but I'm a good person inside. People always tell me that it doesn't matter what I look like on the outside because I am beautiful on the inside. I was wondering how much would it cost to peel off my face, so that the world could finally see my beauty? What is this procedure called, and does insurance cover it?

    Please refer to the movie "Face Off" with good ol Nicolas Cage. This is not covered by any major insurance company, but I can offer you a cash price discount.
  • Posts: 615 Member

    yes.
    It's probably a concussion. Slap a bandaid on it. You'll be fine soon.
    I believe we have found patient Zero.....

    The cut is fully healed, it was 6-8 weeks ago and my vision is still screwed :D
  • Posts: 100 Member
    edited December 2017
    :o
  • Posts: 1,424 Member

    The cut is fully healed, it was 6-8 weeks ago and my vision is still screwed :D

    Most likely a subdural hematoma in the area of the injury resulting in brain swelling that is affecting your vision. I've got a butter knife and some duct tape. I can fix it for you.
  • Posts: 615 Member

    Most likely a subdural hematoma in the area of the injury resulting in brain swelling that is affecting your vision. I've got a butter knife and some duct tape. I can fix it for you.

    That works for me
  • Posts: 2,239 Member
    My stomach is making an odd noise...kinda like a grumble...and has a slight empty feeling ...when I eat this pain goes away ...what do you suggest
  • Posts: 1,424 Member
    jkou77 wrote: »
    My stomach is making an odd noise...kinda like a grumble...and has a slight empty feeling ...when I eat this pain goes away ...what do you suggest

    If this happens again, try drinking a whole bottle of wine. See if you're still experiencing these symptoms afterward.
  • Posts: 615 Member
    DYLPICKEL wrote: »

    Seriously Bro, See a Dr.

    I keep hearing that. Gonna give it a little longer and see how it goes. Reading glasses have definitely made a difference, i can now read better than my 3 year old daughter again :D
  • Posts: 3,861 Member

    yes.
    It's probably a concussion. Slap a bandaid on it. You'll be fine soon.
    I believe we have found patient Zero.....

    Oh nooooo :(

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  • Posts: 1,424 Member

    I keep hearing that. Gonna give it a little longer and see how it goes. Reading glasses have definitely made a difference, i can now read better than my 3 year old daughter again :D

    Give it a few more weeks, just to make sure.
    km8907 wrote: »

    Oh nooooo :(

    qd1raefspa4j.jpg

    This mole looks highly suspicious.
  • Posts: 152 Member
    How many patients have you slept with? :o
  • Posts: 152 Member
    what hospital do you work at?
  • Posts: 1,424 Member
    what hospital do you work at?

    This one. In this one city.
  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    What's more intense.... Er or icu?
  • Posts: 152 Member
    that's the wrong one!
  • Posts: 1,424 Member
    What's more intense.... Er or icu?

    Jessie, that's a tough one. ER has the craziness and the trauma. ICU has the patients that are in very serious condition and are always trying to die on you.
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