Ask A Nurse.....

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Whats the most embarrassing thing thats happened to you on the job?
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    so.... if a guys has swollen nipples.... like... constantly.... should he be worried?..... I'm asking for a friend.... 'k...

    Yes. Tell Your “friend” to have that checked out.

    I did....... I mean..... he did...... the doctor just sniggered at me..... I mean "at him".... and just asked "is there anything else"... apparently....
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    What is the scariest experience you've had in your life that you believe can only be attributed to the paranormal?
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
    so.... if a guys has swollen nipples.... like... constantly.... should he be worried?..... I'm asking for a friend.... 'k...

    Yes. Tell Your “friend” to have that checked out.

    I did....... I mean..... he did...... the doctor just sniggered at me..... I mean "at him".... and just asked "is there anything else"... apparently....

    You should, I mean your friend should cut down all the nipple play.
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    What is the scariest experience you've had in your life that you believe can only be attributed to the paranormal?

    When I was pregnant with my son, a couple years ago. I would always wake up literally screaming. At one point, I realized I was being startled awake by someone touching me. There was never anyone around though. Except a dark shadow figure in the corner of the room.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    thanks sweety :)
    .......I have another Q...... is it really true, ... that there is a website where nurses share humorous photo's of patients whilst under a general anesthetic??...............

    I only ask because I woke up from mine with my pubic hair shaved into a mustache shape, and a target symbol painted on my *kitten*...... I'm pretty sure I didn't do that myself.....
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
    thanks sweety :)
    .......I have another Q...... is it really true, ... that there is a website where nurses share humorous photo's of patients whilst under a general anesthetic??...............

    I only ask because I woke up from mine with my pubic hair shaved into a mustache shape, and a target symbol painted on my *kitten*...... I'm pretty sure I didn't do that myself.....

    Oh, there totally is. Good luck finding it though. It’s on the dark web.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    What is the scariest experience you've had in your life that you believe can only be attributed to the paranormal?

    When I was pregnant with my son, a couple years ago. I would always wake up literally screaming. At one point, I realized I was being startled awake by someone touching me. There was never anyone around though. Except a dark shadow figure in the corner of the room.

    Did you turn on a light or hide under the sheets?
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    another Q.... I have a lot!!.... is it true that a person's nose and earlobes keep continue to grow throughout their life?
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    Do you feel wierd doing such a important job in your pajamas?
    And will you marry my brother?
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    What is the scariest experience you've had in your life that you believe can only be attributed to the paranormal?

    When I was pregnant with my son, a couple years ago. I would always wake up literally screaming. At one point, I realized I was being startled awake by someone touching me. There was never anyone around though. Except a dark shadow figure in the corner of the room.

    Did you turn on a light or hide under the sheets?

    Neither. I went back to sleep.
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
    Do you feel wierd doing such a important job in your pajamas?
    And will you marry my brother?

    My work Pjs are really comfy.

    Send your brother my way and have him fill out an application.
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
    another Q.... I have a lot!!.... is it true that a person's nose and earlobes keep continue to grow throughout their life?

    Yes. Marginally. But yes.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    Do you feel wierd doing such a important job in your pajamas?
    And will you marry my brother?

    My work Pjs are really comfy.

    Send your brother my way and have him fill out an application.

    Ok! :) I'm right on top of that.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    another Q.... I have a lot!!.... is it true that a person's nose and earlobes keep continue to grow throughout their life?

    Yes. Marginally. But yes.

    wow!...... does it happen to all body members?.... I really hope it does.....
  • allenmfp21
    allenmfp21 Posts: 244 Member
    edited December 2017
    I am considered unattractive by many, but I'm a good person inside. People always tell me that it doesn't matter what I look like on the outside because I am beautiful on the inside. I was wondering how much would it cost to peel off my face, so that the world could finally see my beauty? What is this procedure called, and does insurance cover it?

    You are sexy as hell. I would carry your baby and feed you pop tarts. :love:

    Dear Nurse Jackie,
    Will it fit? And if it won’t what kind of procedure will I need?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    How do modern nuclear reactors avoid service interruptions due to slagging/poisoning?
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    How do modern nuclear reactors avoid service interruptions due to slagging/poisoning?

    Because stuffs and things do the you know. And smash.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    How do modern nuclear reactors avoid service interruptions due to slagging/poisoning?

    Because stuffs and things do the you know. And smash.

    Oh, so you're saying there are two cases a reactor or core designer has to deal with, steady state operation and transient operation.

    In general, poisoning is dealt with by having a large amount of hot excess reactivity so that you have xenon overrode capability. This means having sufficient hot excess reactivity to overcome any poisoning effects. Large light water power reactors are designed to run for up to 2 years continuously so they are loaded with a large amount of excess fuel to support that.

    In steady state, the whole poison process balances out with excess reactivity and isn’t an issue. For transient conditions, like sudden drops in power or a scram, unit’s have xenon override capability based on their design.
    For bwr plants, at full power you have a large amount of voids in the core producing negative reactivity. After a scram these steam voids collapse as the reactor shuts down, allowing MeeseeksAndDestroy to be a thespian but also returning that reactivity and making it available for restart. Xenon may complicate ramping the unit back to 100% after the restart due to thermal limits, however bwrs always have xenon override capability and can start up in peak xenon at virtually any point in the cycle.
    PWRs have xenon override until they are in the end of their cycle in coastdown with most of all of their boron diluted. For a pwr, you reclaim a small amount of reactivity as the reactor cools down to hot standby after a trip, but you rely on the hot excess reactivity to overcome peak xenon.

    For CANDU plants, these units have very little hot excess reactivity, and can easily be poisoned out. The plant is designed to only do a full reactor trip when absolutely necessary, and in other cases runback to 60% or 2% based on he situation. At 60%, you have enough neutron production to prevent poisoning from shutting the core down. At 2% you have a time window where if the problem condition clears you can ramp back up to 60% before xenon catches up to prevent a xenon peak from poisoning the core out.

  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    If you could make twice as much money, would you consider being a ENT Doctor? Do you ever watch earwax removal videos? Their more intresting than the pimple popper videos. :) Imagine popping pimples or cleaning earwax out for a living. On a M-F 9 to 5 schedule. :D
    But more seriously, how many hrs do you work a week? When do you fit in your workouts? What are your go-to meals to keep up your energy? Do you pack your lunch and snacks for work? Do you nurse and care for animals as well? Is this too many questions? Probably so.
    And lastly, thank you for everything you do. Including doing the best job you can caring for pain in the butt old armenian guys, with pain in the butt armenian families, bombarding you in the patients rooms.
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  • My heart rate constantly reads low when I am sitting ranging from 43-49 BPM...Is that normal or is that sign for me to get my *kitten* up and MOVE?
  • CoachJT33
    CoachJT33 Posts: 41 Member
    As the title suggests, have at it. Ask away! No question too big or too small....

    Yall have Jessie @Mr_Healthy_Habits to thank for this one.

    @mij140 (tagging you for back-up)

    Why does the pain chart start out with a happy face? If I’m a happy face why the hell am i there?
  • allenmfp21
    allenmfp21 Posts: 244 Member
    mij140 wrote: »
    @Merrysailor5 - I'm cool with this as long as someone doesn't start sending me snaps of their junk and asking me if the inflamed bump is "normal." No, it is not. :D

    Well is it?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Does your hospital have hot doctors, like on Grey's Anatomy? Is everyone banging each other?
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  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    CoachJT33 wrote: »
    As the title suggests, have at it. Ask away! No question too big or too small....

    Yall have Jessie @Mr_Healthy_Habits to thank for this one.

    @mij140 (tagging you for back-up)

    Why does the pain chart start out with a happy face? If I’m a happy face why the hell am i there?

    Well...maybe you ate some really good shrooms and thought the hospital was an IHOP.
  • CoachJT33
    CoachJT33 Posts: 41 Member
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    CoachJT33 wrote: »
    As the title suggests, have at it. Ask away! No question too big or too small....

    Yall have Jessie @Mr_Healthy_Habits to thank for this one.

    @mij140 (tagging you for back-up)

    Why does the pain chart start out with a happy face? If I’m a happy face why the hell am i there?

    Well...maybe you ate some really good shrooms and thought the hospital was an IHOP.

  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    I just opened a bottle of red wine, is it healthy to drink the whole bottle? by myself?
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