My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Obsessively sticking her tongue my way0
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She tried to wash my mouth out with soap0
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She tried to sponge bathe in the ladies room.0
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She found out I was living in my car0
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She asked to suckle my moobs0
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He refused to provide sustenance0
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She wouldn't stop taking duck-lips selfies0
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She made be turn off my phone0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She made be turn off my phone
Okay, but you were live-tweeting our date.0 -
She became camera shy.
(I've seen your videos by the way) :huh:0 -
She wouldnt stop doing the duck lips in selfie together.0
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She wouldn't provide proof that I have ever in my life done a duck lips Selfie! ;p0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She wouldn't provide proof that I have ever in my life done a duck lips Selfie! ;p
Hahaha
Pathelogical liar
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The fact he hates selfies is a no bueno.0
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She ripped a huge fart during the main course
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She was always Speaking Spanish to me and confusing me cause I'm trying to learn Italian!1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was always Speaking Spanish to me and confusing me cause I'm trying to learn Italian!
Funny I know no a lick of spanish just english and my Bulgarian.
Hmm
She always stained the wine glasses with her lipstick.0 -
She said she wouldn’t be with unless I was the last man on earth
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She kept saying she had to pee every 10 minutrs.0
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She would disappear every 10 mins!0
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He was too flirty with the Servers0
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She proposed to the chef0
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She kept eating off my plate. I tried to eat off her plate and she slapped my hand0
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He kept talking about call of duty.0
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I kept killing her on call of duty.1
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She didn't take care of her duties0
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She kept stealing ally black shirts0
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