My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She rolled off me and we both fell out of the box car0
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He gave up teaching me country dance0
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She wanted me to dance Country ;p0
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I kept stepping on her dainty feet when dancing0
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I found out She had two left feet and a Camel toe
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She fell asleep at the table..passed out really0
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She demander we order vodka shots intead of actual food.0
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She started getting all deep and philosophical when all I wanted to do was dance1
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Her mafia family broke up the party and took her home0
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Told me if I ever called her again, I'd be sleeping with the fishes.
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He tried to start a mosh pit at the breast cancer charity concert0
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Told scurrilous lies about me. Everyone who's anyone knows that I'm an avid supporter of breasts!
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He wanted to go to Hooters yet again!0
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Revealed she worked at Hooters every Tuesday and Thursday.0
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He told me my breasts were not big enough0
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He tried to get me to hook him up with free Buffalo Wings0
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She told me my breasts were too big.1
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He did;t like it hot and spicy0
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He took off his shirt and revealed his Moobs1
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She told me she would rather be out with Mr. Moobs0
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happimess1 wrote: »She wanted me to get liposuction on my balls
Wanted me to suck on his balls1 -
happimess1 wrote: »She wanted me to get liposuction on my balls
Wanted me to suck on his balls
Having to call for backup.. it just got crazy in here
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She told me about the time she caught her last date making Mr Happi Happy
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She couldn't stop talking about her last dates previous dates drama0
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I silently farted in the crowded elevator and moved away from her....no sense of humor0
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For not only being a member of Crop Dusters of America but for also being the founder1
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I silently farted in the crowded elevator and moved away from her....no sense of humor
Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels!mandipandi75 wrote: »For not only being a member of Crop Dusters of America but for also being the founder
Ate all my french fries when I wasn't looking and tried to blame the waiter.0 -
Liked everything French except kissing0
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