My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    He tried to start a mosh pit at the breast cancer charity concert
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Told scurrilous lies about me. Everyone who's anyone knows that I'm an avid supporter of breasts!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He wanted to go to Hooters yet again!
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Revealed she worked at Hooters every Tuesday and Thursday.
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    He told me my breasts were not big enough
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He tried to get me to hook him up with free Buffalo Wings
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    She told me my breasts were too big.
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    He did;t like it hot and spicy
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He took off his shirt and revealed his Moobs
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    She told me she would rather be out with Mr. Moobs
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    edited December 2017
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    happimess1 wrote: »
    She wanted me to get liposuction on my balls

    Wanted me to suck on his balls
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    MzIrish wrote: »
    She told me she would rather be out with Mr. Moobs

    Wanted me to change my name to Mr. Moobs.
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    TEQWAR wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    She wanted me to get liposuction on my balls

    Wanted me to suck on his balls

    Having to call for backup.. it just got crazy in here

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She told me about the time she caught her last date making Mr Happi Happy :grimace: TMI
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    She couldn't stop talking about her last dates previous dates drama
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,137 Member
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    I silently farted in the crowded elevator and moved away from her....no sense of humor
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    For not only being a member of Crop Dusters of America but for also being the founder
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
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    gcibsthom wrote: »
    I silently farted in the crowded elevator and moved away from her....no sense of humor

    Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels!
    mandipandi75 wrote: »
    For not only being a member of Crop Dusters of America but for also being the founder

    Ate all my french fries when I wasn't looking and tried to blame the waiter.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Liked everything French except kissing

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