Help. (parody)

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  • daniip_la
    daniip_la Posts: 677 Member
    newheavensearth wrote: »
    But they're high in healthy fat and you need fat to burn fat right? It's a win win!

    Only if you’re doing keto, everyone knows that’s the only way to burn fat.
  • Wynterbourne
    Wynterbourne Posts: 2,150 Member
    sarjenki wrote: »
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    I'm sorry but none of these things work unless you do them while riding a unicorn

    Does it need to be a unicorn with wings, or will a regular unicorn work? For that matter, maybe a Pegasus would do in a pinch?

    Would that be a Pegacorn?
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,970 Member
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    GottaBurnEmAll wrote: »
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    greenlizard72 wrote: »
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out

    I had read somewhere that soaking anything in ACV turns it into a zero calorie food. But only if you eat it before 4PM.

    exactly, You dont need to worry! If your worried just go chug 15 litres of water GREEN TEA and youll be just fne

    FTFY

    No silly. Obviously i meant diet water -rolls eyes- LOL

    Diet water or Fat Water?
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Did you eat them after 7pm?
  • rikkejohnsenrij
    rikkejohnsenrij Posts: 510 Member
    Wynterbourne wrote: »
    sarjenki wrote: »
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    I'm sorry but none of these things work unless you do them while riding a unicorn

    Does it need to be a unicorn with wings, or will a regular unicorn work? For that matter, maybe a Pegasus would do in a pinch?

    Would that be a Pegacorn?

    it's really a Unisus ...
  • MaybeLed
    MaybeLed Posts: 250 Member
    NorthCascades wrote: »
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    GottaBurnEmAll wrote: »
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    greenlizard72 wrote: »
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out

    I had read somewhere that soaking anything in ACV turns it into a zero calorie food. But only if you eat it before 4PM.

    exactly, You dont need to worry! If your worried just go chug 15 litres of water GREEN TEA and youll be just fne

    FTFY

    No silly. Obviously i meant diet water -rolls eyes- LOL

    Diet water or Fat Water?

    But what temperature you drink it at matters more.....
  • Boxn_n_Bellydancn
    Boxn_n_Bellydancn Posts: 171 Member
    edited December 2017
    :D
    Lol!!!!
    Thanks, all!
    I needed a good laugh!
  • lkpducky
    lkpducky Posts: 15,915 Member
    NorthCascades wrote: »
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    GottaBurnEmAll wrote: »
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    greenlizard72 wrote: »
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out

    I had read somewhere that soaking anything in ACV turns it into a zero calorie food. But only if you eat it before 4PM.

    exactly, You dont need to worry! If your worried just go chug 15 litres of water GREEN TEA and youll be just fne

    FTFY

    No silly. Obviously i meant diet water -rolls eyes- LOL

    Diet water or Fat Water?

    What if it's dehydrated water?
  • Good_Morning_Glory
    Good_Morning_Glory Posts: 226 Member
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    Did you eat them after 7pm?

    It’s okay if you ate them after 7 as long as you ate a T of UNrefined coconut oil with them.

    You’re welcome. :D

  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    rikkejohnsenrij wrote: »
    Wynterbourne wrote: »
    sarjenki wrote: »
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    I'm sorry but none of these things work unless you do them while riding a unicorn

    Does it need to be a unicorn with wings, or will a regular unicorn work? For that matter, maybe a Pegasus would do in a pinch?

    Would that be a Pegacorn?

    it's really a Unisus ...

    Well... according to "My Little Pony" (don't judge, I have a young daughter
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    The term is Alicorn.
    (Sorry that last part of the response was cutt off for some reason)
  • MegaMooseEsq
    MegaMooseEsq Posts: 3,118 Member
    sarjenki wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    The term is Alicorn.
    (Sorry that last part of the response was cutt off for some reason)

    I think emojis that aren't part of the site's drop-down list cut off posts sometimes.
  • mph323
    mph323 Posts: 3,566 Member
    edited December 2017
    Testing

    Yup, the phone emojis cut off the rest of the sentence.

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