Help. (parody)
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I’m surprised no one mentioned the salt content of sunflower seeds, yet! OP, don’t worry if you’re up a couple lbs tomorrow on the scale. It’s just water weight due to all th sodium. You didn’t gain two lbs of fat overnight. Calm down! Keep logging. Be patient!
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rikkejohnsenrij wrote: »Wynterbourne wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »I'm sorry but none of these things work unless you do them while riding a unicorn
Does it need to be a unicorn with wings, or will a regular unicorn work? For that matter, maybe a Pegasus would do in a pinch?
Would that be a Pegacorn?
it's really a Unisus ...
Well... according to "My Little Pony" (don't judge, I have a young daughter1 -
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The term is Alicorn.
(Sorry that last part of the response was cutt off for some reason)
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Yup, the phone emojis cut off the rest of the sentence.1 -
I don't use "mouthfuls." I go by the serving size. The package I buy sunflower seeds in holds 3 and 7/16ths servings so I buy sixteen bags at a time and divide them into 55 equal servings that I place in individual containers I've bought for the purpose. Since I only take the seeds to work for afternoon break, I only need to buy them once every eleven weeks. I do make sure that the "best by" date is at least 11 weeks away.6
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Sunflower seeds are low-carb, so you'll automatically lose 4 pounds without even trying because they won't stimulate teh magic insulinz. Just ask Fung.9
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GottaBurnEmAll wrote: »
New marketing idea: Bulletproof sunflower seeds!7 -
Was you “eating window” open when you crammed those puppies in your pie hole?8
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Don't forget to squeeze the sun flower seeds as you pick them up brah2
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Oh, noes!!! What happens when I mix alkaline diet water with acidic ACV? All my PHs will be unactivated!!!4
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I am just starting out and this looks like its going to be a much more complicated venture than I thought. I have a workout video and a food scale but now I need to find a unicorn? Maybe I'll get my steps in looking for one. This was a funny read.6
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gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »I am just starting out and this looks like its going to be a much more complicated venture than I thought. I have a workout video and a food scale but now I need to find a unicorn? Maybe I'll get my steps in looking for one. This was a funny read.
Fortunately for you, since you are a garden gnome, you just need to find a miniature unicorn, which is a lot easier.
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I found a unicorn! He told me that if I eat his sparkles all my day's calories would be completely negated! However, I'm really not sure how one would procure sparkles from a unicorn- anyone know? I'm sure if it was easy everyone would do it and this site would not even exist.3
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kshama2001 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »I am just starting out and this looks like its going to be a much more complicated venture than I thought. I have a workout video and a food scale but now I need to find a unicorn? Maybe I'll get my steps in looking for one. This was a funny read.
Fortunately for you, since you are a garden gnome, you just need to find a miniature unicorn, which is a lot easier.
Perfect!2
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