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❤️ Favorite Joke ❤️
wonder_whitters
Posts: 30 Member
Everyone can use a good laugh... even if it’s corny! Tell me your favorite joke. ❤️
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I've been thinking way too long about this and I still haven't found one I think is appropriate.1
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What do you call a person who sells them selves for spaghetti?
A Pastatute.......5 -
Why did the chicken the road?2
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To get 2 the other side!2
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It's 2018!
My New Year's revolution is to proofread more.1 -
what did the zombie horse eats? ....................................................................graaaaaaaains2
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I love these!1
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Beer Nuts are a buck ninety nine.
Deer Nuts are under a buck! :laugh:2 -
What do you call a top bait maker?
The Master baiter!!2 -
cuddlebunny18 wrote: »What do you call a top bait maker?
The Master baiter!!
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"How do bees get to school?"
they take the buzzzzzz.2 -
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.2
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Why did the Astronaut refuse to return to his wife?
He needed his space.1 -
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."2 -
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.5 -
Last night I was attacked by a gang of mimes.
What they did to me was unspeakable.2 -
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Why should coal workers never drink?
Because they're miners......1 -
Prisoner: I’m sorry I tried to escape.
Guard: I’m not mad, just........disappointed.
Remember, kids, never let your guard down.3 -
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Did you hear about the paranoid schizophrenic with low self esteem? He didn't think anyone important was out to get him.1
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Where do you drown hipsters? In the mainstream.3
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What's the fastest way to mess up someone's knock-knock joke? "It's open".4
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