❤️ Favorite Joke ❤️

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wonder_whitters
wonder_whitters Posts: 30 Member
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Everyone can use a good laugh... even if it’s corny! Tell me your favorite joke. ❤️
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  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    I've been thinking way too long about this and I still haven't found one I think is appropriate.
  • TrickyRicky63
    TrickyRicky63 Posts: 12 Member
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    Why did the chicken the road?
  • TrickyRicky63
    TrickyRicky63 Posts: 12 Member
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    To get 2 the other side!
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    TrickyRicky63 wrote: »
    Why did the chicken the road?

    Who's there?
    jk, why?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It's 2018!
    My New Year's revolution is to proofread more.
  • RachelElser
    RachelElser Posts: 1,049 Member
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    what did the zombie horse eats? ....................................................................graaaaaaaains
  • wonder_whitters
    wonder_whitters Posts: 30 Member
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    I love these!
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    Beer Nuts are a buck ninety nine.
    Deer Nuts are under a buck! :laugh:
  • cuddlebunny18
    cuddlebunny18 Posts: 21 Member
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    What do you call a top bait maker?


    The Master baiter!!
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    cuddlebunny18 wrote: »
    What do you call a top bait maker?


    The Master baiter!!

    Get out
  • JeepHair77
    JeepHair77 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    "How do bees get to school?"





    they take the buzzzzzz.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    uqg7qxspldxv.jpg

    @_seahorses5ever
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,791 Member
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    Why did the Astronaut refuse to return to his wife?

    He needed his space.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,791 Member
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    A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
    The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
    She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
    The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
    The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
    "You're wasting your time," said the boy.
    "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
    "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Last night I was attacked by a gang of mimes.

    What they did to me was unspeakable.

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