Back to discussing sausages....

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    OP years ago your profile pic featured you opening wide to insert a hotdog in your mouth while slyly side-eyeing the camera.

    But now it's sausages and a keen interest in sausages seem to be a Canadian thing that crosses all gender lines.

    I feel like I'm being left out of some sort of inside joke that I should understand.

    Could you toss us a hint perhaps or throw out a vague analogy?

    Let me explain the timeline of events

    Yesterday I put a very large sausage in my mouth and took a picture of that and sent it to some of my friends

    I referenced that picture again today in the thread of drama, which created a nice tangent of which we could all talk about yummy deliciousness instead of doxing people and harassing them

    OP and I discussed the merits of sausages and cooking them and thus this thread was birthed

    I’m not sure beyond that of any inside joke but I’d love the legend of the sausage to live on forever

    I can't decide if "Like" "Insightful" or "Inspiring" are most appropriate. Perhaps a "Woo" or "Hug" would also do.

    I'm so perplexed.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    All I know is I am hungry enough to eat all the sausages right now. I prefer them grilled or at least with crispy skin so all the juices burst when you bite into it.

    EXACTLY. You get sausages.
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    I like to sousvide them in beer and then either lightly grill, fry or use a cooking torch to get that brown look.

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  • odusgolp
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    I like to sousvide them in beer and then either lightly grill, fry or use a cooking torch to get that brown look.

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    Don't you put things in a bag in water to sousvide? How would it absorb the beer? Or is this another Canadian trick... I'm onto you slippery *kitten*.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I feel bad. I lied to you all.

    I totally eat hotdogs at ballgames.

    I'm sorry.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Black Farmer, pork sausage, fried, with onions, a generous smear of English Mustard. Then squeezed into a fresh soft roll.

    What, pray tell, is Black Farmer?


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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    OP years ago your profile pic featured you opening wide to insert a hotdog in your mouth while slyly side-eyeing the camera.

    But now it's sausages and a keen interest in sausages seem to be a Canadian thing that crosses all gender lines.

    I feel like I'm being left out of some sort of inside joke that I should understand.

    Could you toss us a hint perhaps or throw out a vague analogy?

    I don't eat hotdogs nor have I ever had a picture with one in my mouth.

    You may be confusing that mental image you've made with one of me eating a pickle spear in a cheese castle, while seated next to the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.

    No vague analogy needed. As a Wisconsin native, we do take our sausages and grilling seriously. And given the climate, alternate cooking methods were being explored; until our little thread got locked. I feel it's still worth exploring the topic.

    Well maybe it was a pickle. I suppose my mind was in the gutter at the time thinking it was a hot dog. I'm sorry.

    No need for apologies at all dear. Our minds are normally in the gutter, but that's strictly prohibited on MFP. There is no sexual innuendo what-so-ever.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I like to sousvide them in beer and then either lightly grill, fry or use a cooking torch to get that brown look.

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Black Farmer, pork sausage, fried, with onions, a generous smear of English Mustard. Then squeezed into a fresh soft roll.

    What, pray tell, is Black Farmer?


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    I will find this. I will devour this. Thank you.
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    edited January 2018
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I feel bad. I lied to you all.

    I totally eat hotdogs at ballgames.

    I'm sorry.

    Ya know what? Your deception is inexcusable. The humanity!
  • _crafty_
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    I like to sousvide them in beer and then either lightly grill, fry or use a cooking torch to get that brown look.

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    Don't you put things in a bag in water to sousvide? How would it absorb the beer? Or is this another Canadian trick... I'm onto you slippery *kitten*.

    You put the sausages in the bag with beer and then submerge the sealed bag in the water, the moisture transfer that happens while cooking pulls the water out of the sausage and replaces it with beer.

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    Why did you not make this for me when I came to Canadia?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I feel bad. I lied to you all.

    I totally eat hotdogs at ballgames.

    I'm sorry.

    Not the first time someone has lied on mfp, not a big shocker.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    I, for one, like to be misled a little
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I like to sousvide them in beer and then either lightly grill, fry or use a cooking torch to get that brown look.

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    Don't you put things in a bag in water to sousvide? How would it absorb the beer? Or is this another Canadian trick... I'm onto you slippery *kitten*.

    You put the sausages in the bag with beer and then submerge the sealed bag in the water, the moisture transfer that happens while cooking pulls the water out of the sausage and replaces it with beer.

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    And yet you have never even invited me over sausages.

    Cold, man... that's cold. You'd think after all these years you could throw me a bone.
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    edited January 2018
    Black Farmer, pork sausage, fried, with onions, a generous smear of English Mustard. Then squeezed into a fresh soft roll.

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    Big Black Sausage?
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Dying to insert the words "fan of the" into one of these posts....


    *sitting on hands as to not get the MFP popo involved*
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    OP years ago your profile pic featured you opening wide to insert a hotdog in your mouth while slyly side-eyeing the camera.

    But now it's sausages and a keen interest in sausages seem to be a Canadian thing that crosses all gender lines.

    I feel like I'm being left out of some sort of inside joke that I should understand.

    Could you toss us a hint perhaps or throw out a vague analogy?

    Let me explain the timeline of events

    Yesterday I put a very large sausage in my mouth and took a picture of that and sent it to some of my friends

    I referenced that picture again today in the thread of drama, which created a nice tangent of which we could all talk about yummy deliciousness instead of doxing people and harassing them

    OP and I discussed the merits of sausages and cooking them and thus this thread was birthed

    I’m not sure beyond that of any inside joke but I’d love the legend of the sausage to live on forever

    It's not fair to take such pictures and not share them with the rest of us. Although, since I enjoy the aristocratic appearance of your dimpled chin and chiseled jaw, I can't even imagine the artistic composition being distorted by the presence of a large sausage. So nevermind. I just want to envision you as you currently appear and forget about all this sausage nonsense.

    But on an epicurean level, I only like Italian sweet sautéed with carmelized, thin cut bell peppers and onions on a lovely sub roll.

    Is this the right or wrong time to say that eccomi qui means here I am in Italian
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I like to sousvide them in beer and then either lightly grill, fry or use a cooking torch to get that brown look.

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    Don't you put things in a bag in water to sousvide? How would it absorb the beer? Or is this another Canadian trick... I'm onto you slippery *kitten*.

    You put the sausages in the bag with beer and then submerge the sealed bag in the water, the moisture transfer that happens while cooking pulls the water out of the sausage and replaces it with beer.

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    And yet you have never even invited me over sausages.

    Cold, man... that's cold. You'd think after all these years you could throw me a bone.

    I'm married now!!! But how long have you even been on MFP!? Since 2011?

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    Yes! Yes I have been on MFP since 2011 conquering my fitness goals!!!



    Sena, get off her BBS.
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  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    NotShena wrote: »
    Black Farmer, pork sausage, fried, with onions, a generous smear of English Mustard. Then squeezed into a fresh soft roll.

    28foly5ag8e8.png

    Big Black Sausage?


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    I like his smile at the end!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    odusgolp wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I like to sousvide them in beer and then either lightly grill, fry or use a cooking torch to get that brown look.

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    Don't you put things in a bag in water to sousvide? How would it absorb the beer? Or is this another Canadian trick... I'm onto you slippery *kitten*.

    You put the sausages in the bag with beer and then submerge the sealed bag in the water, the moisture transfer that happens while cooking pulls the water out of the sausage and replaces it with beer.

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    And yet you have never even invited me over sausages.

    Cold, man... that's cold. You'd think after all these years you could throw me a bone.

    I'm married now!!! But how long have you even been on MFP!? Since 2011?

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    You know your wife would love me, E. Now get out of my thread with your talk of penises.
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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    edited January 2018
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I feel bad. I lied to you all.

    I totally eat hotdogs at ballgames.

    I'm sorry.

    SHAME
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I wonder if George Foreman's can handle sausages well. Would they get crispy enough on the outside and hot enough on the inside?
  • Happy_Goat
    Happy_Goat Posts: 41 Member
    I haven't had a sausage in a long time. Maybe I should pick some up tonight.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    m8adams wrote: »
    I haven't had a sausage in a long time. Maybe I should pick some up tonight.

    Girlfriend, where've you been!?