Blonde vs brunette

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    DO WHAT

    That thing that brings the boys to the yard

    Mil... milkshakes?

    MILFshake.

    He went there.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Let me tell you why being a blonde is worse:

    1. My eyebrows are the color of .. nothing
    b. My hair is the color of dirty dishwater
    2. The carpet matches the drapes, and this just looks strange unless shaped into a lightning bolt
    2. Nobody takes you seriously because they think you won’t understand their jokes.
    4. You don’t understand people’s jokes. @cee134
    5. Everyone else seems to prefer brunettes, which makes us blondes not unlike chopped liver

    Idk my wife blonde is phD...she gets taken serious, meets with foreign ministers of health and such.

    'Dumb blonde' doesn't really work anymore tbh.

    People do have various tastes which is awesome.

    There's tons of people!

    I get the dumb blonde reaction all the time. I think it’s mainly because I grew up without a tv, so most pop culture references sail right over my head. I also have a hearing issue that makes it embarrassing to ask for clarification all the time, so I frequently just nod and make a vague comment to avoid ruining the flow of the conversation. These two things really seem to be the heart of the problem. The blonde hair is just coincidental. :)

    Like Magnum P.I. always said, "That's my stick of butter."
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  • lorri71
    lorri71 Posts: 95 Member
    Grey is the new blonde, isnt it??
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    lorri71 wrote: »
    Grey is the new blonde, isnt it??

    yes?
  • greenhalgh18
    greenhalgh18 Posts: 69 Member
    Brunette
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Let me tell you why being a blonde is worse:

    1. My eyebrows are the color of .. nothing
    b. My hair is the color of dirty dishwater
    2. The carpet matches the drapes, and this just looks strange unless shaped into a lightning bolt
    2. Nobody takes you seriously because they think you won’t understand their jokes.
    4. You don’t understand people’s jokes. @cee134
    5. Everyone else seems to prefer brunettes, which makes us blondes not unlike chopped liver

    Idk my wife blonde is phD...she gets taken serious, meets with foreign ministers of health and such.

    'Dumb blonde' doesn't really work anymore tbh.

    People do have various tastes which is awesome.

    There's tons of people!

    I get the dumb blonde reaction all the time. I think it’s mainly because I grew up without a tv, so most pop culture references sail right over my head. I also have a hearing issue that makes it embarrassing to ask for clarification all the time, so I frequently just nod and make a vague comment to avoid ruining the flow of the conversation. These two things really seem to be the heart of the problem. The blonde hair is just coincidental. :)

    Like Magnum P.I. always said, "That's my stick of butter."

    Youuuu
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Today would be brunette
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Brunette

    My man!!! Nice
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    elizarizo wrote: »
    Brunette, the blondes all look the same

    Oh yes, when I was blonde I constantly couldn't tell myself or other blondes apart. Was I looking at myself? Was I looking at Sally? Who knows?

    We can never be sure.

    Whatever Cups is now!!!

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    This is the only time I'll allow you to call me that

    It all makes sense now
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    elizarizo wrote: »
    Brunette, the blondes all look the same

    Oh yes, when I was blonde I constantly couldn't tell myself or other blondes apart. Was I looking at myself? Was I looking at Sally? Who knows?

    We can never be sure.

    Whatever Cups is now!!!

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    This is the only time I'll allow you to call me that

    I just wanna know...




    Can you do it all simultaneously?!
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    elizarizo wrote: »
    Brunette, the blondes all look the same

    Oh yes, when I was blonde I constantly couldn't tell myself or other blondes apart. Was I looking at myself? Was I looking at Sally? Who knows?

    We can never be sure.

    Whatever Cups is now!!!

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    This is the only time I'll allow you to call me that

    I just wanna know...




    Can you do it all simultaneously?!

    I can do everything at once, all the time. I am the best at everything, ever.

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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Redheads!
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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    Redheads!

    They are crazy, just be careful!!!

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    They're all crazy! They have to be to put up with us guys.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    elizarizo wrote: »
    Brunette, the blondes all look the same

    Oh yes, when I was blonde I constantly couldn't tell myself or other blondes apart. Was I looking at myself? Was I looking at Sally? Who knows?

    We can never be sure.

    Whatever Cups is now!!!

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    This is the only time I'll allow you to call me that

    I never thought about that as a nickname but....
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  • KeirstinWhite
    KeirstinWhite Posts: 4 Member
    Blonde! I'm into the Barbie look though, which isn't everyone's cup of tea. As far as men go I prefer brown hair.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Blonde! I'm into the Barbie look though, which isn't everyone's cup of tea. As far as men go I prefer brown hair.

    so...

    how do you feel about stylish eyewear, yellow Hawaiian shirts and chicken burritos wrapped in aluminum foil?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    If only hair could fight..
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member

    If only hair could fight..
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    If only hair could fight..

    Like Medusa?

    Beat me to it
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    I'm a fan of the fro, it doesnt *kitten* around
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Redheads.
    There - settled!
  • 32rcd
    32rcd Posts: 4 Member
    Agreed - Redheads
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