Why is the poster above you single?
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Cause she's a man eater (I sang this as I typed it!
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She kept singing Blondie songs0
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He doesn't actually own any shirts0
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He stole that guitar from the neighbours kid...0
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He stole the neighbor's kid!0
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He kept singing twinkle twinkle little star0
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He's only a C0
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He wanted to B sharp but he could only B flat0
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Because he’s shirtless in the snow0
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Because she wont take her shirt off in the snow0
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She agreed with that other guy0
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She would never be single0
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He insists on Double D, and will not accept anything else.0
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Webbed Toes.0
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She said "that's what he said" but he took her seriously0
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She's young, so she probably hasn't found Mr (or Ms) Right yet.0
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Habitual Nail Biter....not her own....other people's!0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »He’s a player
You mean, like the piano???
She's... She is, uh... Why *IS* she single ??1 -
His formalwear consists of black jeans and bedazzled suspenders.1
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Her sweater is handmade...from cat hair she's saved over the years1
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The people she's dated up to now just haven't been able to keep up with her!!
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She thinks all exes are crazy0
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Ex's and Oh oh oh, they haunt me!0
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He likes to send applications and formal letters to all dates to set out terms of agreement. In triplicate. And requires a notarized copy. On goldenrod paper...0
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She spellchecks my thoughts1
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Bridge_marie wrote: »Because of his shovel uses
She digs my shovel, haha!1
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