Why is the poster above you single?
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She tried to replace his shovel with a rake0
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She tried to PICK my SHOVEL up, the HOE!
(please don't take offense. This is not personal, just for laughs)0 -
Bridge_marie wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »Because of his shovel uses
She digs my shovel, haha!
That was funny
His fake accents
Thank you, m'lady.
She is single because she still has the restraining order against me!
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He lives in the wilderness0
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She's is British
But pretty and cool
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Aww thx1
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Who dates a pile of rocks2
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Great smile but has halitosis 1
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Too high maintenance0
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He swore off sex and became a monk0
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She forgot that her last bf was chained in her basement and she went on vacation and came back and he was dead.1
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He randomly sings songs from Disney movies....
.....Oh wait, that's me
He got amnesia from a water skiing accident and forgot he had a SO0 -
because she only had one eye
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BC she didn't go on a date with me yet0
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Someone has to hold up that wall0
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Because out in public he never seems to be wearing a shir.... Wait... Nevermind.0
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She smells like Beef Soup0
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Severely restricts her diet to the point where she keeps biting people who smell like food.0
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Is looking for his date on the playground0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »Smells like a tuna melt.... With onions.
Hahaha oh girl damn the way you expressed your emotion 
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Because she uses too many emoticons0
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Because Kim Jung un dropped a nuke and she’s the only person left,other wise no way she single.1
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He's not, has 3 gf but is looking for a 4th.0
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She prefers dating guys that can jump like kangaroo's.0
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no one replies to his posts for an entire month0
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Because she is a habitual butt picker.1
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