We broke up because...

liftorgohome · January 2018

She peed in the alley when she was drunk

Presleykay22 · January 2018

He couldn't stop taking his mom on dates with us.

Jertastic · January 2018

She wanted my brother more

Arizona_C · January 2018

We were both too emotional

Jertastic · January 2018

I saw something shiny

hairqueen101 · January 2018

He wouldn't remove his apron for the entire date.

Jertastic · January 2018

She would always tell me my cooking was great, and then tell her friends it was awful....

neurogirl · January 2018

He insisted we always have a cook off!

Jertastic · January 2018

Her level of affection depended on what I served her

neurogirl · January 2018

He rarely served me the right thing for his desired level of affection...

Jertastic · January 2018

She laughed when I cried.. i just wanted to be held....

ladychris29 · January 2018

He wanted to make a new kind of jerky and kept asking how badly I'd miss my cat.

Watching_The_Wheels · January 2018

Although she was impressed with my sufficient attention, she was unimpressed with my insufficient funds

SojournerThirteen · January 2018

He’s too poor

hairqueen101 · January 2018

He rubbed his stache all night

metsjmitchell · January 2018

She seemed to be a different person every couple of days

Watching_The_Wheels · January 2018

Apparently my love was tainted because once you ran to me but now you run from me

liftorgohome · January 2018

All he wanted to do is watch the wheels on the bus go round and round

chimptron · January 2018

Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »

Apparently my love was tainted because once you ran to me but now you run from me

Well, I'm sorry I dont pray that way!

RobDowney · January 2018

Kept drinking all my beer

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