My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She wouldn't let me grad her leg but I couldn't resist with that short skirt0
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He wanted my short skirt more than he wanted me0
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She wanted me to wear her skirt as a hat0
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That's how he got the name *kitten* hat1
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He didn't like all my tattoos0
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She wanted to get matching tattoos, but we couldn't agree on design or placement0
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He wanted me to tattoo his name on my @$$0
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he wore my skirt
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She was missing her bottoms0
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She touched my privates
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Younger then he looked0
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She took her panties off and told me to put them on my head0
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I found out he gets everyone he dates names tattooed on his butt!0
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he wouldnt let me taste his flank steak lol0
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She tried to cast a spell on me and turn me into a goon!1
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He invited his wife0
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His husband showed up.0
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She invited her grandmother0
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He kept licking his fingers and greasing his eyebrows, then popped his collar like the Fonz and saying EHHHH0
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He said no to more salsa1
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Ate all the salsa and chips0
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She brought her cat to dinner0
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He said he hated cats.0
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She insisted on seeing a psychic to see how our date would go0
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he didn't trust my *kitten* detector0
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She tried to give me a coffee enema.0
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He said hed shave his beard if i ordered another round of nachos and beer!
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He said he forgot his wallet at home0
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He popped his pool toy0
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I couldn't tell if she was pretending to be dead or if she was... so I left0
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