My date with the person above me was going great until...
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We had to spend the night in the ER0
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She wouldn't bail me out and I had to stay in a cell with big bubba0
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He left us for Big Bubba. Something about his soft hands?0
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нe woυldnт υѕe тнe cυтlery .0
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She wouldn't come back to my place for a dip in the hot tub and drinks.
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Come to find out it was his Mama's house and the hot tub was cold and the drinks was hot.0
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Turned out after three shots she passed out.0
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We had a huge fight over which is better Reese pieces or M & M's0
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нe woυldn'т тaĸe тнe нeadpнoneѕ oғғ. ѕaιd тнey were "cool".0
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He said I wasn't as hot as Rob Gronkowski!0
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My medication wore off0
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His boyfriend showed up.0
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There weren't as many actual shenanigans as anticipated0
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We ran out of awesome shirts to one up the other with! It took 3 days cause we're that awesome0
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нe тнrew нιs drιnĸ on тнe ғloor and ѕaιd мore мead now!0
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She thought the strip club on a first date was in bad taste1
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He left the strip club when it was my turn to do my set.0
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He left me with the bill0
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She started putting her clothes back on0
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He started sucking his thumb and asking for his mom0
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A major backbone data circuit at our data center went Tango Uniform.0
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until he got drunk off of one drink smh0
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We realized it was a school night0
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He asked me to trim his toenails.. with my teeth.0
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I realised that he'd already been to dinner with @slimgirljo15 and was now out with me.......the two-timing slapper!0
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