If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?
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finny11122 wrote: »Put a laxative in her coffee
Sit on his lap and wait for the laxative to work..
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Ask if she needs a change of clothes, retrieve her credit card for the shopping excursion, and head to the bar across the street.0
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Nope but I get that a lot0
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Smile politely but quickly as I dart into the ladies’ room to tend to a quick “emergency of nature,” then join the line as if nothing happened (having washed my hands, obviously).0
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Say, "Good morning." Take my coffee and my book and sit in the corner.0
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Hand her a new book0
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Ignore her and keep telling myself how beautiful I am0
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Tell Her To get her Eyes Checked0
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He looks nice... I would pretend to be homeless and get him to buy me lunch...0
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Here ya go pal
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Ask him for half his sammich. Clearly the end with no mustard0
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pat her on the bum, then tell her to keep up the good work~0
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Tell her I am buying0
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flail my arms - scream and flail my arms.0
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Wonder what the new dance craze was called.0
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grab her and start dancing -1
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Hug her and never let her go1 -
wonder if anyone will ever buy me some coffee0
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Buy his coffee0
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hold him and tell him how much he means to me~0
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But them a coffe and wish them a good day.0
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Smile and encourage him to change his name to something a little less self-depreciating.0
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Buy her a coffee and say thank you, but after being called this since the 1970's; I now use it to motivate me.1
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Take his order and point to the side where customers wait till they're called0
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buy her an espresso to keep her awake0
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Say hi0
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ask if she wants extra cream...if you know what i mean1
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Laugh when someone then purposely pours a pot of hot coffee in his lap.0
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Sit on his lap and gently nibble his bottom lip..
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