I've lost an Elephant Penis

An elephant's heart with a guinea pig on top

A guinea pig dragging an ostrich egg found its way back to me.

Need to come up with a plan to lose the buggers again. Along with a mid-sized microwave.

Any takers? Giving them all away for free

uptil now a sperm whale brain.

I’ve lost a 2 month old horse and 9 giunea pigs = 109 lbs. Crazy when you really think about it!

Every time this comes up to the top of the posts I think, "Well, where have you looked for it?"

I've lost a two-month-old calf, myself.

(Sorry if this is a non-discovery; haven't read 46 pages of posts yet.)

Congrats. ova I lost the complete Oxford English Dictionary lol

As of this morning, I've lost a mid-size microwave

As I’ve been losing weight, our new puppy has been gaining a similar amount!
I’ve lost 11.6 pounds (and pup is now 10-11 pounds!!).
Therefore, I’ve lost the weight of a 3 month old pup.

An elephants heart with a guiena pig running around in there.

Just lost an automobile tire