I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
    I'm at a years worth of cheese at this point.
  • cuddlebunny18
    cuddlebunny18 Posts: 21 Member
    I weigh as much as the complete Oxford English Dictionary set and a two year old combined and I have lost a newborn calf.
  • HDBKLM
    HDBKLM Posts: 466 Member
    HDBKLM wrote: »
    The amount of cheese the average American eats in a year + the amount of pizza the average American eats in a year. Mmmmmm ... pizza with double cheese ...
    I weigh as much as the complete Oxford English Dictionary set and a two year old combined and I have lost a newborn calf.

    Ah that's a good way of looking at it. So I weigh the average potatoes an American eats in a year, and among my weight loss achievements was losing that amount in cheese. I'd like to enjoy cheesy potatoes but now that seems like backtracking, having just gotten rid of the cheese ...
  • bellaesprita000
    bellaesprita000 Posts: 384 Member
    I've lost an elephant's heart :D
  • glassgirlw2018
    glassgirlw2018 Posts: 25 Member
    In love with this thread lol. I’ve lost a 2 year old plus a couple more lbs lol!
  • SteveinChicago
    SteveinChicago Posts: 24 Member
    "I lost an elephant penis"

    Where did you last see it?
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
    A few more pounds and I will have lost an average adult man.
  • workinonit1956
    workinonit1956 Posts: 1,043 Member
    VUA21 wrote: »
    A few more pounds and I will have lost an average adult man.
    Wow, that’s amazing when you really think about it! You lost a whole dang person :smiley:

  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
    VUA21 wrote: »
    A few more pounds and I will have lost an average adult man.
    Wow, that’s amazing when you really think about it! You lost a whole dang person :smiley:

    Thanks. 2.1 more pounds, and I will have lost ME!!! I will be half the weight I started at. It's almost unbelievable to think about it that way. Still awesome.
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
  • Roger15Z
    Roger15Z Posts: 97 Member
    I've lost a 5 gallon jug of water, or a human leg so it says lol
  • mkculs
    mkculs Posts: 316 Member
    Today I'm between a Chihuahua and a human skin. Ugh. Reminds me of the day we first got the newspaper after moving to Milwaukee--the day the Dahmer story broke. I hope I move on to the newborn stage soon. I love newborns!!
  • HostageCat
    HostageCat Posts: 469 Member
    Well I did lose the worlds largest ball of tape but I gained a bit last year so right now it's all the fats and oils an average American eats in a year, but working my way back and hoping i might lose a bit extra and get close to a newborn calf :)
  • brneydgrlie
    brneydgrlie Posts: 464 Member
    I’ve lost an automobile tire, 2 Chihuahuas, and a Guinea Pig! LOL!
  • erniewebbiii
    erniewebbiii Posts: 1,174 Member
    1JenMilam wrote: »
    I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    A male's penis weighing more than his heart ... probably way more than our brains, too!
  • RedStickdad
    RedStickdad Posts: 156 Member
    i have lost -10 dozen large eggs
  • gabi_texanmom
    gabi_texanmom Posts: 201 Member
    LOL - i've lost a bald eagle and a rack of baby back ribs!
  • workinonit1956
    workinonit1956 Posts: 1,043 Member
    Oh dear, I’m up to an average human leg :neutral:
  • jaxsmama123
    jaxsmama123 Posts: 165 Member
    I've lost an automobile tire!!

    Hoping to lose a mid size microwave :)
  • jdubois5351
    jdubois5351 Posts: 460 Member
    As of today, I've lost a cinder block.
  • TeresaW1020
    TeresaW1020 Posts: 3,231 Member
    an elephants heart
  • sarahlucindac
    sarahlucindac Posts: 235 Member
    I’ve lost an elephant heart! Cool :)
  • poisonesse
    poisonesse Posts: 573 Member
    OH, I never saw this before, and it's a HOOT! I'm between a sperm whale's brain and a car tire! I always visualized it by 5 pound sugar bags... I've lost 3 1/2 bags of sugar. But a sperm whale's brain is a lot more visual! ROFL
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    I knew I shouldn't have eaten that Bald Eagle :(
  • Mez0205
    Mez0205 Posts: 5 Member
    I lost a newborn calf :D
  • John772016
    John772016 Posts: 134 Member
    I lost approximately 10 average housecats
  • knavarro2015
    knavarro2015 Posts: 20 Member
    Who was the guy who weighed that elephant's penis???? So funny! I've lost a toddler! :)
  • thegreatcoyote
    thegreatcoyote Posts: 76 Member
    I've never seen this. It's hilarious!
  • 12Sarah2015
    12Sarah2015 Posts: 1,117 Member
    A human head.. Gross!
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