I've lost an Elephant Penis
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I'm at a years worth of cheese at this point.2
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I weigh as much as the complete Oxford English Dictionary set and a two year old combined and I have lost a newborn calf.4
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The amount of cheese the average American eats in a year + the amount of pizza the average American eats in a year. Mmmmmm ... pizza with double cheese ...cuddlebunny18 wrote: »I weigh as much as the complete Oxford English Dictionary set and a two year old combined and I have lost a newborn calf.
Ah that's a good way of looking at it. So I weigh the average potatoes an American eats in a year, and among my weight loss achievements was losing that amount in cheese. I'd like to enjoy cheesy potatoes but now that seems like backtracking, having just gotten rid of the cheese ...1 -
I've lost an elephant's heart2
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In love with this thread lol. I’ve lost a 2 year old plus a couple more lbs lol!2
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"I lost an elephant penis"
Where did you last see it?0 -
A few more pounds and I will have lost an average adult man.2
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workinonit1956 wrote: »
Thanks. 2.1 more pounds, and I will have lost ME!!! I will be half the weight I started at. It's almost unbelievable to think about it that way. Still awesome.2 -
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year3
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I've lost a 5 gallon jug of water, or a human leg so it says lol2
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Today I'm between a Chihuahua and a human skin. Ugh. Reminds me of the day we first got the newspaper after moving to Milwaukee--the day the Dahmer story broke. I hope I move on to the newborn stage soon. I love newborns!!
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Well I did lose the worlds largest ball of tape but I gained a bit last year so right now it's all the fats and oils an average American eats in a year, but working my way back and hoping i might lose a bit extra and get close to a newborn calf2
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I’ve lost an automobile tire, 2 Chihuahuas, and a Guinea Pig! LOL!2
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I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
A male's penis weighing more than his heart ... probably way more than our brains, too!2 -
i have lost -10 dozen large eggs2
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LOL - i've lost a bald eagle and a rack of baby back ribs!1
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Oh dear, I’m up to an average human leg0
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I've lost an automobile tire!!
Hoping to lose a mid size microwave1 -
As of today, I've lost a cinder block.1
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an elephants heart3
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I’ve lost an elephant heart! Cool3
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OH, I never saw this before, and it's a HOOT! I'm between a sperm whale's brain and a car tire! I always visualized it by 5 pound sugar bags... I've lost 3 1/2 bags of sugar. But a sperm whale's brain is a lot more visual! ROFL2
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jdubois5351 wrote: »As of today, I've lost a cinder block.
I also like to compare my lost weight to pieces of butter. In Germany, one piece equals 250 g. I have now lost 60 pieces, which look like this, if you ignore the last row in the back:
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I knew I shouldn't have eaten that Bald Eagle3
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I lost a newborn calf4
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I lost approximately 10 average housecats2
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Who was the guy who weighed that elephant's penis???? So funny! I've lost a toddler!0
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I've never seen this. It's hilarious!0
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A human head.. Gross!1
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