I've lost an Elephant Penis
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I've lost a 5 gallon jug of water, or a human leg so it says lol2
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Today I'm between a Chihuahua and a human skin. Ugh. Reminds me of the day we first got the newspaper after moving to Milwaukee--the day the Dahmer story broke. I hope I move on to the newborn stage soon. I love newborns!!
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Well I did lose the worlds largest ball of tape but I gained a bit last year so right now it's all the fats and oils an average American eats in a year, but working my way back and hoping i might lose a bit extra and get close to a newborn calf2
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I’ve lost an automobile tire, 2 Chihuahuas, and a Guinea Pig! LOL!2
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I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
A male's penis weighing more than his heart ... probably way more than our brains, too!2 -
i have lost -10 dozen large eggs2
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LOL - i've lost a bald eagle and a rack of baby back ribs!1
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Oh dear, I’m up to an average human leg0
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I've lost an automobile tire!!
Hoping to lose a mid size microwave1 -
As of today, I've lost a cinder block.1
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an elephants heart3
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I’ve lost an elephant heart! Cool3
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OH, I never saw this before, and it's a HOOT! I'm between a sperm whale's brain and a car tire! I always visualized it by 5 pound sugar bags... I've lost 3 1/2 bags of sugar. But a sperm whale's brain is a lot more visual! ROFL2
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jdubois5351 wrote: »As of today, I've lost a cinder block.
I also like to compare my lost weight to pieces of butter. In Germany, one piece equals 250 g. I have now lost 60 pieces, which look like this, if you ignore the last row in the back:
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I knew I shouldn't have eaten that Bald Eagle3
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I lost a newborn calf4
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I lost approximately 10 average housecats2
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Who was the guy who weighed that elephant's penis???? So funny! I've lost a toddler!0
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I've never seen this. It's hilarious!0
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A human head.. Gross!1
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